Posted on 03/07/2012 2:34:24 AM PST by BooBoo1000
I had to deliver a package to a Doctors office Today.On leaving his office, I noticed a large framed Picture of the Doctor and Bill Clinton. On further examination, he had a framed picture of Harry Reid with his arm about the Doctor, then I noticed a framed picture of the Democratic Representative frorm Nevada. Next to that was an authgraphed phote Hillary and the Doctor arm in arm. I could not figure this out until it dawned on me, after all this Doctor is a Proctologist, and it only stands to reason that he would be associated with this assortment of characters/
At this point I would be questioning his medical judgment as well as his political judgment....
Get a second opinion.
Aren’t you glad there wasn’t a picture of him with Barney Frank.
How on Earth does someone decide to become a proctologist? Do they come home from school one day and say, “Mom, Dad, I now know what I want to do in life. It’s something I really am interested in.” Why that of all medical fields.
Back around 1999, I had to find a new dentist. I found this local guy....retired Army....who had a small operation and was actually a great dentist. Around the third visit to his operation....he got into discussing Bill Clinton, and I came to realize he was a big Democrat.
As the years passed, I had to simply sit by for an hour every six months....letting him discuss politics. To be honest, he was a great dentist and I just couldn’t force myself to seek another guy.
Here in 2011, I finally had moved and gotten myself a new dentist. The interesting thing is that he offered up a headphone deal where I could listen to opera music, which I felt very happy with and knew that he wouldn’t be discussing politics.
I got my friend who has a big database of local Republican voters to recommend a dentist.
What, no Jimuh "hemorrhoids" Carter? You'd think he'd be the proc's best friend.
This is the germ of a great idea. Intead of Angie's List ... "Conservative's List" -- a list of companies that support (or at least are not publicly against) conservative ideas.
Of course, the libs would simply use that as a "target list" of companies to destroy....
“How on Earth does someone decide to become a proctologist? “
Click on my name.
Lol! Thanks.
Couldn't tell if you are a “real” doctor.
My husband's gastro doctor here in Memphis has a picture of Ronald Reagan on his desk. He was the surgeon who operated on the President for colon cancer. Retired Navy and a great guy and doctor.
“I offer my intuitive healing sessions in person or by phone, specializing in crisis situations and in pre and post-bowel movement care.”
http://www.freerepublic.com/~drboguspachysandra/
“Couldn’t tell if you are a “real” doctor.”
No, I’m a musician! Many years ago, our soundman had just returned from his honeymoon. I called their house and got the answering machine. I just started riffing. It came from outa nowhere. In a sing song Pakistani accent, I said;
“OOOOOO! This is Dr. Bogus Pachysandra from the Cleveland Free Sex Clinic. All your tests have come back positive/negative, negative/positive. Don’t touch that thing! Don’t let anybody touch that thing! I’m a doctor, and I won’t touch that thing!” And I hung up. His bride got the message before Bob got home. I guess they had quite a conversation. Bob finally figured out it was me, and they called me,,, laughing their butts off!
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra lives on!
Now that’s funny!
The professional musician’s in my family have NO sense of humor whatsoever.
“The professional musician’s in my family have NO sense of humor whatsoever.”
When you’re on the bandstand 5 to 7 nights a week, interacting with the crowd, it really helps to have a quick sense of humor. I consider it just part of stagecraft.
For example, I have a friend in med school who wanted to do OB/GYN but instead did dermatology. It is more pay for far less risk.
Thanks to ambulance chasers, the brightest kids don't go for the hardest, most risky fields where they are needed most. Malpractice will keep increasing until these specialties are sued out of existence. One will have to travel out of state or even out of country and wait for months to see someone competent.
"less glamorous" is a bit of an understatement for someone who sticks his/her hands and various probes up strangers' butts all day. Understood, 'someone' has to do it, butt....
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