[GracieOMalley]

“Where did I leave my bong?”

[isthisnickcool]

Hmmmm.... Maybe, someday my black half can tell these white folks that they need to air their tires up and get tuneups....

[mortal19440]

Same arrogant attitude he still has.

[SunkenCiv]

"The Islamic call to prayer is one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset."

[SunkenCiv]

"The Islamic call to prayer is one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset."

[GoDuke]

“No, that guys a dog. Now that other guy over there, wonder if he has a boyfriend?”

[MacMattico]

“Concentrate. What was I going to say about my radical American hating Professor that I’m in love with? I can’t remember I’m still high. For future reference: purchase a TelePrompTer.”

[refreshed]

“Whatchu talkin’ about, Willis?”

[El Sordo]

I’m gonna give ‘em the full on smug.

[WeatherGuy]

“Mmmmmm, my farts actually smell pretty good...”

[RedMDer]

You Americans shall address me as King Obama

[tumblindice]

“Do you know who I am?
Can you tell me where I was born?
Who’s my Daddy?
I’m waiting ...”

[Bellflower]

“Satan within, what is my next move, what do I say now? Tell me oh dark spirit because I forgot my lines. What I could really use is a big screen in front of me so I can read the words you provide."

[Batman11]

The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers!

[Old Sarge]

" 'Tis the final conflict,
Let each stand in his place.
The international soviet
Shall be the human race!"

Hmmm, those are almost as good as the Call to Prayer...

[Sarah Barracuda]

“What will I use as an excuse once this video comes out..oh I have a good one..he’s just another guy in the neighborhood”

[Slings and Arrows]

"Grass or blow? Grass or blow?"

[luvbach1]

Hold it...vogue, strike a pose.

[ConservativeStatement]

“Where da white boys at”

[PzLdr]

“I got this Moos-o-lini look down!”.