[RetSignman]

There once was a woman named Fluke Who was financially down on her luck She couldn't afford contraception For her daily copulation For less than a buck A fluke.

[goseminoles]

That is a liberal kook.

[bolobaby]

There once was a woman named Fluke,
Who walked and quacked like a duck,
Despite being a liberal agitator,
The press still painted her,
As just some poor gal down on her luck.

[I see my hands]

Sandra the tranny had many,
Lovers but nary a penny,
She said gimme mo',
But please, I'm no ho',
Just a child of the government nanny.

[DManA]

Fluke rhymes with kook doesn’t it?

[Carl Vehse]

Revised:

There once was a woman named Fluke
Who, financially down on her luck,
Lacked birth control coin
For her copulative groin;
“Say, Congress, can you spare a buck?”

[humblegunner]

There once was a heifer named Fluke
Whose hormones had all run amok
She wanted cheap thrills
But can’t afford pills
Because she just charges a buck.

[ICE-FLYER]

There once was a woman named Fluke
Whose liberal world views do suck
She is clearly a tramp
Who thinks shes a champ
But she really comes off like a schmuck

[taterjay]

There once was a woman named Fluke,
And boy was she a kook.
Her demand for us to pay for her sexual protection
By purchasing her contraception
Makes freedom loving Americans want to puke.

[Slicksadick]

There once was a woman named Fluke
Whos appearance caused many to puke
Sex on my dime?
I haven't the time
Perhaps please consider a cuke

[martin_fierro]

There once was a woman named Fluke
who subjected one Rush to rebuke;
It wasn’t much needed
Her words weren’t heeded
as nobody gave her a fook.

[Jack Hydrazine]

There once was a woman named Fluke,
Who couldn’t afford a jimmy tuque.

[PA-RIVER]

There once was a man named Barak
who took a ride around the block
with a guy named Sinclair
who now claims a gay affair

They snorted some coke
and then Barak did poke
the lips of Larry
with the hips of Barry

[RetSignman]

We may not be in the leagues of Ralph Waldo Emerson but we are a lot more fun.

[Typelouder]

There once was a woman named Fluke,
The stage and a mic she took,
8 condoms a day,
Is all you should pay,
To keep my nose out of a book.

[Huskrrrr]

There once was a Stooge named Fluke
Typical lib asking for a buck,
“Keep your hands off my womb..
or I’ll vote you out, soon”
But my hands in your wallet, nyuk...nyuk

[allmendream]

There once was an activist named Fluck
Who thought Catholics should pay for the muck
that prevents babies from coming
when two people are loving
but no babies result when two women f*ck.

[matt1234]

There once was a woman named Fluke
I met while down on my luck.
We had a quick fling.
I heard a "Ching-ching."
She said, "Now give me 10 bucks."

[PA-RIVER]

I've had many a girl
but never such a squirrel

Who would have me pay for a condom
for another man she'd have on them

If you pay for sex to feel well
The police can lock you in a cell

But Barak can make you pay the fare
for another mans consensual affair

hope and change is a free condom
that I have to pay to put on them

[tumblindice]

“Give me cock, give me cock, give me cock!”
Chants a chick with a mantra to shock;
..There is nothing this hippie
..Likes more than a quickie,
And the line stretches right round the block.

[JudgemAll]

A woman named Fluke
Who saw and idea full of fluke
Forcing women to be whores
Around the date rape drug called the pill
An equalizer for whores and nuns
So their pedophile perv boyfriends could rape their sisters at the convent without much ado