There Once Was a Woman Named Fluke...

Me | March 8, 2012 | RetSignman

[RetSignman]

There once was a woman named Fluke...

[RetSignman]

There once was a woman named Fluke Who was financially down on her luck She couldn't afford contraception For her daily copulation For less than a buck A fluke.

[goseminoles]

That is a liberal kook.

[bolobaby]

There once was a woman named Fluke,
Who walked and quacked like a duck,
Despite being a liberal agitator,
The press still painted her,
As just some poor gal down on her luck.

[I see my hands]

Sandra the tranny had many,
Lovers but nary a penny,
She said gimme mo',
But please, I'm no ho',
Just a child of the government nanny.

[DManA]

Fluke rhymes with kook doesn’t it?

[Carl Vehse]

Revised:

There once was a woman named Fluke
Who, financially down on her luck,
Lacked birth control coin
For her copulative groin;
“Say, Congress, can you spare a buck?”

[listenhillary]

Nope. Look at the examples so far.

[humblegunner]

There once was a heifer named Fluke
Whose hormones had all run amok
She wanted cheap thrills
But can’t afford pills
Because she just charges a buck.

[ICE-FLYER]

There once was a woman named Fluke
Whose liberal world views do suck
She is clearly a tramp
Who thinks shes a champ
But she really comes off like a schmuck

[JoeProBono]

[taterjay]

There once was a woman named Fluke,
And boy was she a kook.
Her demand for us to pay for her sexual protection
By purchasing her contraception
Makes freedom loving Americans want to puke.

[SMARTY]

Rhymes with puke

[RetSignman]

[Fluke rhymes with kook doesn’t it?]

Actually the correct pronunciation of Fluke is Fluck.

[Slicksadick]

There once was a woman named Fluke
Whos appearance caused many to puke
Sex on my dime?
I haven't the time
Perhaps please consider a cuke

[martin_fierro]

There once was a woman named Fluke
who subjected one Rush to rebuke;
It wasn’t much needed
Her words weren’t heeded
as nobody gave her a fook.

[bolobaby]

Hard to tell what orifice the quack comes from on her, isn’t it?

[mc5cents]

No it pretty much rhymes with duck.

[Jack Hydrazine]

There once was a woman named Fluke,
Who couldn’t afford a jimmy tuque.

[PA-RIVER]

There once was a man named Barak
who took a ride around the block
with a guy named Sinclair
who now claims a gay affair

They snorted some coke
and then Barak did poke
the lips of Larry
with the hips of Barry

[RetSignman]

We may not be in the leagues of Ralph Waldo Emerson but we are a lot more fun.