There Once Was a Woman Named Fluke...

Me | March 8, 2012 | RetSignman

[Carl Vehse]

And here is a double dactyl contribution:

Sluttingly, Ruttingly
Sandra Fluke, legal shrew,
Preached Barry's plan to Con-
gressional 'Rats:

"Birth control costs to screw
Copulatorily
Are paid by someone else
Screwed in the a$$."

[gimme1ibertee]

There once was a woman named Fluck,
Who could insert a hockey puck,
And still have room there
In her derriere
For a fleet of 18-wheel trucks.

[gimme1ibertee]

There once was a girl named Sandy
Who thought being slutty was dandy.
She wanted to play
And thought we should pay
Stay away from Sandy’s candy!

[Typelouder]

The news cycle Rush did jolt,
Fluke prob’ly drives a Volt,
One thing is certain,
And in this I am sure,
Joe Biden remains a dolt!

[Freddd]

There once was a boy named Barry
who was more than just a little scary
He changed his name
to change the show
So the whole world
wouldn’t know.

[PA-RIVER]

Just Fluck away, your neighbor will say

Hope and change, for my condoms you’ll pay

[Broker]

There once was a woman named Fluke

who Rush called more than a kook.

Pelosi desired her and then

we all tried her.

Her name make us all want to puke.

[King Hawk]

There once was a bimbette named Fluke,
The hide on a weenie could shuck,
For the price of a rubber
Would part her muff flubber,
For any and every poor schmuck!

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

The woman named Fluke makes me puke.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Looking at that face, if she is not yet a lesbian, she will be.

[cquiggy]

There once was a woman named Fluke.
Every time I saw her picture I’d Puke.

[grey_whiskers]

There once was a woman named Fluck
Who was raised as a feminist kook
She went to Georgetown
Where she said (with a frown)
"Can't you say my name right? (rhymes with duke)"

There once was a woman named Fluck
With no contraception, she's stuck
"At a thousand a year
the price is too dear
Now how'm'I supposed to [have luck]?"

[MagnoliaB]

Excellent!

[Revolting cat!]

There once was a girl named Fluke
Who went to testify to juke
Joint customers Congressed
Demanding to be contracepped
But she didn’t even get nooked!

[LonePalm]

There once was a woman named Fluke
Rush gave her a sharp edged rebuke
Her contraception
Just her reflection
Only a glance made most guys puke.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)