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There Once Was a Woman Named Fluke...
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| March 8, 2012
| RetSignman
Posted on 03/08/2012 9:02:37 AM PST by RetSignman
There once was a woman named Fluke...
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There once was a woman named Fluke Who was financially down on her luck She couldn't afford contraception For her daily copulation For less than a buck A fluke.
To: RetSignman
To: RetSignman
There once was a woman named Fluke,
Who walked and quacked like a duck,
Despite being a liberal agitator,
The press still painted her,
As just some poor gal down on her luck.
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:14:07 AM PST
by
bolobaby
To: RetSignman
Sandra the tranny had many, Lovers but nary a penny, She said gimme mo', But please, I'm no ho', Just a child of the government nanny.
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:21:11 AM PST
by
I see my hands
(It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
To: RetSignman
Fluke rhymes with kook doesn’t it?
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:26:15 AM PST
by
DManA
To: RetSignman
Revised:
There once was a woman named Fluke
Who, financially down on her luck,
Lacked birth control coin
For her copulative groin;
“Say, Congress, can you spare a buck?”
To: DManA
Nope. Look at the examples so far.
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:28:46 AM PST
by
listenhillary
(Look your representatives in the eye and ask if they intend to pay off the debt. They will look away)
To: RetSignman
There once was a heifer named Fluke
Whose hormones had all run amok
She wanted cheap thrills
But can’t afford pills
Because she just charges a buck.
To: RetSignman
There once was a woman named Fluke
Whose liberal world views do suck
She is clearly a tramp
Who thinks shes a champ
But she really comes off like a schmuck
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:29:41 AM PST
by
ICE-FLYER
(God bless and keep the United States of America)
To: bolobaby
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:31:10 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
To: RetSignman
There once was a woman named Fluke,
And boy was she a kook.
Her demand for us to pay for her sexual protection
By purchasing her contraception
Makes freedom loving Americans want to puke.
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:32:44 AM PST
by
taterjay
To: DManA
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:35:02 AM PST
by
SMARTY
("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
To: DManA
[Fluke rhymes with kook doesnt it?]
Actually the correct pronunciation of Fluke is Fluck.
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:35:08 AM PST
by
RetSignman
(I take responsibility for what I post not for what you understand.)
To: RetSignman
There once was a woman named Fluke
Whos appearance caused many to puke
Sex on my dime?
I haven't the time
Perhaps please consider a cuke
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:38:17 AM PST
by
Slicksadick
(Go out on a limb........Its where the fruit is.)
To: RetSignman; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
There once was a woman named Fluke
who subjected one Rush to rebuke;
It wasn’t much needed
Her words weren’t heeded
as nobody gave her a fook.
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:39:14 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Memo to self: Renew Poetic License)
To: JoeProBono
Hard to tell what orifice the quack comes from on her, isn’t it?
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:40:06 AM PST
by
bolobaby
To: DManA
No it pretty much rhymes with duck.
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:42:03 AM PST
by
mc5cents
To: RetSignman
There once was a woman named Fluke,
Who couldn’t afford a jimmy tuque.
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:43:29 AM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: RetSignman
There once was a man named Barak
who took a ride around the block
with a guy named Sinclair
who now claims a gay affair
They snorted some coke
and then Barak did poke
the lips of Larry
with the hips of Barry
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:46:34 AM PST
by
PA-RIVER
To: RetSignman
We may not be in the leagues of Ralph Waldo Emerson but we are a lot more fun.
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posted on
03/08/2012 9:47:32 AM PST
by
RetSignman
(I take responsibility for what I post not for what you understand.)
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