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Colo. man ticketed after cat refuses to go for jog
Associated Press ^
| March 15, 2012
Posted on 03/15/2012 11:42:45 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
LAFAYETTE, Colo. (AP) -- Police in Lafayette, Colo., have ticketed a man who is accused of tying his cat to a rock after the feline refused to go jogging.
Sgt. Fred Palmer says 19-year-old Seth Franco brought his cat on a leash to the path around Waneka Lake Park on Wednesday, but the cat was unable to keep up.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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To: Free ThinkerNY
This man is an idiot.
Cat's don't jog! Their event is the sprint.
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posted on
03/15/2012 11:46:07 AM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
(Romney: "I can haz cheezy grits, Y'all?")
To: RoosterRedux
My cat’s event is the power nap. He’s doing it right now
To: RoosterRedux
Dogs have owners. Cats have staffs.
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posted on
03/15/2012 11:52:51 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Maybe he'd keep up if he used his hind legs too.
To: fatnotlazy
Bet the police don’t even know they are part of the cat’s staff. Just about any cat can get themselves out of being tied up if they really want to.
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posted on
03/15/2012 11:55:15 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Vigilanteman
Dogs have owners. Cats have servants and maids And don't forget it.
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posted on
03/15/2012 11:58:38 AM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: Slings and Arrows
It would be one special cat that would jog!!!
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:01:13 PM PDT
by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Bahbah.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
What if the cat drove?
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:02:38 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
To: fatnotlazy
Just checked on my two. They are napping so hard they didn't wake up when I re-arranged them. ;)
They only do that for about 20 hours a day.
But tip-toe in and try to open a can of tuna for MY lunch, and it's 'all hands, battle stations'.
/johnny
To: Free ThinkerNY
America's going retarded.
To: Springman; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; ...
It
can be done.
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:17:20 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
One of my neighbors walked her cat on a leash. I have never seen such and embarrassed, undignified animal in my life. Poor kitty.
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:20:43 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
To: All
He is so lucky that cat was not taken or killed. What a MORON.
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:22:32 PM PDT
by
Fawn
(Anyone but OBOZO!!!!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:25:03 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: Slings and Arrows
See? That’s why kittehs have Vel-Cro on their little feeties. So they can stay put when idiots try to be the “master.” *e-vil laughter!*
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:27:01 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
To: KarlInOhio
Mine actually likes his harness and leash - because he knows that’s the only way he’s getting to go outside.
If left outside alone, he goes out, runs around, looks for a cat to fight and if he can’t find one he goes out in the street and rumbles challenge at cars. Since I don’t want to lose him, it’s harness or nothing for him. (He’s aggressive with everyone else but me.)
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:36:10 PM PDT
by
Spktyr
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"Don't EVER try that again, Seth."
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:43:14 PM PDT
by
SnuffaBolshevik
(In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:45:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Tha’s whut AH’m talkin’ about! LOL!
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posted on
03/15/2012 12:48:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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