Colo. man ticketed after cat refuses to go for jog

Associated Press ^ | March 15, 2012

[RoosterRedux]

This man is an idiot.

Cat's don't jog! Their event is the sprint.

[fatnotlazy]

My cat’s event is the power nap. He’s doing it right now

[Vigilanteman]

Dogs have owners. Cats have staffs.

[Snickering Hound]

Maybe he'd keep up if he used his hind legs too.

[Vigilanteman]

Bet the police don’t even know they are part of the cat’s staff. Just about any cat can get themselves out of being tied up if they really want to.

[dragnet2]

Dogs have owners. Cats have servants and maids

And don't forget it.

[Springman]

It would be one special cat that would jog!!!

[dfwgator]

What if the cat drove?

[JRandomFreeper]

Just checked on my two. They are napping so hard they didn't wake up when I re-arranged them. ;)

They only do that for about 20 hours a day.

But tip-toe in and try to open a can of tuna for MY lunch, and it's 'all hands, battle stations'.

/johnny

[The KG9 Kid]

America's going retarded.

[Slings and Arrows]

It can be done.

[KarlInOhio]

One of my neighbors walked her cat on a leash. I have never seen such and embarrassed, undignified animal in my life. Poor kitty.

[Fawn]

He is so lucky that cat was not taken or killed. What a MORON.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Just put the cat on the treadmill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tLaMf5W_vE

[Monkey Face]

See? That’s why kittehs have Vel-Cro on their little feeties. So they can stay put when idiots try to be the “master.” *e-vil laughter!*

[Spktyr]

Mine actually likes his harness and leash - because he knows that’s the only way he’s getting to go outside.

If left outside alone, he goes out, runs around, looks for a cat to fight and if he can’t find one he goes out in the street and rumbles challenge at cars. Since I don’t want to lose him, it’s harness or nothing for him. (He’s aggressive with everyone else but me.)

[SnuffaBolshevik]

"Don't EVER try that again, Seth."

[Slings and Arrows]

[Monkey Face]

Tha’s whut AH’m talkin’ about! LOL!