Skip to comments.Sexually thwarted flies turn to drink
Posted on 03/17/2012 5:50:27 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
They were young males on the make, and they struck out not once, not twice, but a dozen times with a group of attractive females hovering nearby. So they did what so many men do after being repeatedly rejected: They got drunk, using alcohol as a balm for unfulfilled desire.
And not one flew off in search of a rotting banana.
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Thash a bodfash lie.(burp)
You realize you just did, right?
The stupid bugs got it all backwards. They should be giving the alcohol the the females.
So we’re not even apes anymore. Now we’re insects.
“She left me. That bish!”
Is this the storyline for Jersey Shore?
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