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Sexually thwarted flies turn to drink
New York Times News Service ^
| March 16. 2012
| Benedict Carey
Posted on 03/17/2012 5:50:27 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
They were young males on the make, and they struck out not once, not twice, but a dozen times with a group of attractive females hovering nearby. So they did what so many men do after being repeatedly rejected: They got drunk, using alcohol as a balm for unfulfilled desire.
And not one flew off in search of a rotting banana.
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KEYWORDS: alcohol; sex
There's so much you could say about this, but I'm not going anywhere near that rotting banana.
To: Malone LaVeigh
Thash a bodfash lie.(burp)
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posted on
03/17/2012 6:00:49 AM PDT
by
Vinnie
To: Malone LaVeigh
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posted on
03/17/2012 6:05:02 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Malone LaVeigh
You realize you just did, right?
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posted on
03/17/2012 6:05:28 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: Malone LaVeigh
The stupid bugs got it all backwards. They should be giving the alcohol the the females.
To: Malone LaVeigh
So we’re not even apes anymore. Now we’re insects.
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posted on
03/17/2012 6:08:23 AM PDT
by
the invisib1e hand
(knowledge puffeth; information deludeth.)
To: Vinnie
To: Malone LaVeigh
“She left me. That bish!”
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posted on
03/17/2012 6:24:53 AM PDT
by
Lady Lucky
(Gingrich 2012: Open Throttle for America)
To: Malone LaVeigh
To: Malone LaVeigh
Is this the storyline for Jersey Shore?
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posted on
03/17/2012 7:10:18 AM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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