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Florida woman bit on buttocks by bear
upi ^ | March. 16, 2012

Posted on 03/17/2012 5:48:15 PM PDT by JoeProBono

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To: Tennessee Nana

“Was is Michelle’s butt???”
No bear on the planet could open it’s mouth wide enough t get a bite on that.


41 posted on 03/17/2012 6:46:25 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: JoeProBono

I just want to hug him and squeeze and call him George.


42 posted on 03/17/2012 6:51:15 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: Ditter
Where is Longwood Fla?

Just north of Orlando.

43 posted on 03/17/2012 6:53:10 PM PDT by aberaussie
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To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows

Slings, ya want in? ..................................... FRegards


44 posted on 03/17/2012 6:59:35 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
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To: JoeProBono

As soon as I saw that picture, I immediately knew who posted the thread.


45 posted on 03/17/2012 7:01:57 PM PDT by Krankor (eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.)
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46 posted on 03/17/2012 7:08:52 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: Larry Lucido

I am surprised that she wasn’t arrested for being bear-assed.


47 posted on 03/17/2012 7:09:58 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Mynd you, bear bites Kan be pretty nasti


48 posted on 03/17/2012 7:11:22 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Limbaugh: Tim Tebow miracle: "He had atheists praying to God that he would lose.")
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To: gonzo; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He caught her bear-arsed.


49 posted on 03/17/2012 7:13:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: JoeProBono
Ima Bear Ima bear Ima Bear suck my shark


50 posted on 03/17/2012 7:19:28 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: JoeProBono

Tastes like chicken!


51 posted on 03/17/2012 7:26:14 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: NonValueAdded

While I have never personally been bitten my moose nor bear, I can say that in 1970, Frank Zappa told tales most horrid...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasels_Ripped_My_Flesh


52 posted on 03/17/2012 7:28:02 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: JoeProBono

I’m guessing his bear buddies never let him live that down.


53 posted on 03/17/2012 7:30:38 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: JoeProBono

What is that bear running from?


54 posted on 03/17/2012 7:34:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: JoeProBono
"She was bit on the buttocks"


55 posted on 03/17/2012 7:43:43 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: JoeProBono

If she had only been one of those women who got the concrete in their butts, the bear would have been in for one big surprise!


56 posted on 03/17/2012 7:50:57 PM PDT by smalltownslick
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To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows; callisto

Not

My

Fault!


57 posted on 03/17/2012 8:07:59 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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58 posted on 03/17/2012 8:23:50 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Yeah, right. :^)


59 posted on 03/17/2012 8:46:38 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: fso301

Last year while in Sequoia National park with my family we saw about 15 folks standing on a berm looking at something.
We stopped and walked over and saw a very large bear eating in a meadow about 30 yards away.
Not too worried as there were many old folks there I was sure we could outrun.


60 posted on 03/18/2012 3:43:23 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) Hey Mitt, F-you too pal)
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