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STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)

Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz

David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.

There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.

Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.

No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?

No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.

No sir. We are better than that.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davidbrock; fudge; hamsterhammering; homosexualagenda; mediamatters; napl; rumpranger
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1 posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

hahahahah!!

first!


2 posted on 03/22/2012 4:33:18 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Lazamataz

Wow Laz, I get it. You wouldn’t hit that.


3 posted on 03/22/2012 4:34:27 PM PDT by formosa (Formosa)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz: can I quote you on that? Thanks! I’ll make sure that you get all the credit!


4 posted on 03/22/2012 4:34:28 PM PDT by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain.)
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To: Lazamataz

Amen


5 posted on 03/22/2012 4:35:15 PM PDT by Joe Miner
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To: Lazamataz

I agree! Leave the Nancy Boy alone.


6 posted on 03/22/2012 4:36:03 PM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: martin_fierro

Ping your list if you like.


7 posted on 03/22/2012 4:36:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

POST OF THE DAY!! HAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS THANK U


8 posted on 03/22/2012 4:36:41 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: onyx; trisham; Politicalmom; TheOldLady; al baby

Ping for a series, hugh topic.


9 posted on 03/22/2012 4:37:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

LMFAO!!! Scorn and ridicule is all these scum deserve! Remember that PC is designed as cover for the left. Speak truth and humuliate them for what the truly are.


10 posted on 03/22/2012 4:38:31 PM PDT by WMarshal (Where is the next Sam Adams?)
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To: Lazamataz

Read it, LOL’d——sent it to hubby——he read it and LOL’d.

Hilarious!!


11 posted on 03/22/2012 4:39:05 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

I’m glad you like it. David Brock is a serious poltical operator, and it behooves us not to mention that he is a glitter-loving tail-tickling Cleveland Steamer pooftah.


12 posted on 03/22/2012 4:40:28 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Joe Miner

I’m glad you agree, and I hope you join me in the effort to stop calling David Brock a three-dollar-bill-collecting rollerblading fan-TAS-tic sword swallower.


13 posted on 03/22/2012 4:42:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Are you implying that David Brock likes to “tiptoe through the tulips?” That would be wrong. :)


14 posted on 03/22/2012 4:42:51 PM PDT by beandog (Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand)
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To: Lazamataz

LEAVE THE POOFTER ALONE!

(cries and wets diaper)


15 posted on 03/22/2012 4:42:56 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: CatherineofAragon

I’m glad you all agree. It’s way past time to stop calling David Brock a merry delicate lightly-prancing dress-favoring protein-burper.


16 posted on 03/22/2012 4:43:53 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: dynachrome

17 posted on 03/22/2012 4:45:35 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Is there a ping list? If so, I want on it. Mrs. Liberty is laughing.


18 posted on 03/22/2012 4:46:04 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I should probably have a Laz Ping List. You’d be PERSON NUMBER ONE. :)


19 posted on 03/22/2012 4:46:52 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

You come up with some gems..I prefer to call them “Butt buddies” but your description is better


20 posted on 03/22/2012 4:47:06 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Lazamataz

You’ll have to change your tagline, I’m sure his type takes that personally.


21 posted on 03/22/2012 4:47:12 PM PDT by John W (Viva Cristo Rey!)
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To: Lazamataz

Sausage Hiders unite!

At Media Matters!


22 posted on 03/22/2012 4:47:12 PM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik (In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
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To: Lazamataz

I read your post twice.

I see no mention of gerbils.


23 posted on 03/22/2012 4:47:34 PM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: Lazamataz
The effete lavender mafia in the media insist that Don't Ask, Don't Tell is bad policy, except there have been numerous reports that homosexuals in journalism find it advantageous to remain closeted.

The viewer public and readership deserve to know what motivate supposed objective reporters’ accounts of same sex marriage, gays in the military, teaching pre-schoolers in California about gay contributions to history, et al.

For an inflated 10% of the populace (not even 2%), they sure hold more than that number of chairs in newsrooms.

24 posted on 03/22/2012 4:47:34 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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To: gaijin; PJ-Comix

So I take it you like it? This is the first time I’ve ever had anyone claim ‘first response’ with pride. I may be getting to PJ’s status level...... :)


25 posted on 03/22/2012 4:48:29 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

OMG, lol...I’m so glad we are above it.


27 posted on 03/22/2012 4:49:15 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Lazamataz

I agree. Calling him a flaming Nancy boy would wrong and ill-mannered. It might even be a hate crime.


28 posted on 03/22/2012 4:50:04 PM PDT by AdaGray
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To: Lazamataz

I agree.

I am not a homophobe, so therefore wouldn’t dream of ever referring to the gentleman forementioned as a light-in-the-loafers, polesmoking fudgepacker; nor other such epithet which revealed his predilection towards being a prostate protein receptacle.


29 posted on 03/22/2012 4:50:13 PM PDT by Bon mots ("When seconds count, the police are just minutes away...")
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To: Lazamataz

Once again, it falls to Laz to try to keep us all classy. How do you find the time for this with all of the volunteer work you do at the convent?

(Thanks for pinging me. I feel so special. And I noticed the “weird stuff” label. Nice job. :p )


30 posted on 03/22/2012 4:50:48 PM PDT by Politicalmom
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To: a fool in paradise

Are you arguing that we need to be mentioning that David Brock is a gerbil-feeding flower sniffing rainbow-squatting bottoms-up boy? WE NEED TO STOP IT, not do MORE OF IT!


31 posted on 03/22/2012 4:51:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

You should and I’d be proud! Thanks!


32 posted on 03/22/2012 4:51:14 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: LyinLibs
I see no mention of gerbils.

I did mention it in the post above this one, but I swore I never would.

33 posted on 03/22/2012 4:51:43 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u274/failtefailte/845.gif



Wow Laz.. you had me going there for a sec....
Kind of like that April Fool's joke last year ;)
34 posted on 03/22/2012 4:53:15 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: Lazamataz

Fantastic!


35 posted on 03/22/2012 4:53:49 PM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: Lazamataz

No Butt ranger?


36 posted on 03/22/2012 4:54:06 PM PDT by joelt
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To: Lazamataz



oops.. forgot to code the gif :/
37 posted on 03/22/2012 4:54:09 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: Bon mots
I am not a homophobe, so therefore wouldn’t dream of ever referring to the gentleman forementioned as a light-in-the-loafers, polesmoking fudgepacker; nor other such epithet which revealed his predilection towards being a prostate protein receptacle.

HOW WONDERFUL, and RIGHT in the spirit of this post! I will also add that we shall never speak of David Brock as a chalk-licking lavender sniffing cheeky merrymonkey pole-vaulter.

38 posted on 03/22/2012 4:54:31 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz
Excellent read. I will from this point forward cease from posting this pic of Brock and Barney's Frank at Fire Island.

We need to keep this debate from discussions of Brocks faggotry. Is his drug abuse off limits?

39 posted on 03/22/2012 4:54:58 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Lazamataz

this thread is gay....


40 posted on 03/22/2012 4:56:12 PM PDT by God luvs America (63.5million pay no federal income tax then vote demoKrat)
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To: Lazamataz

This is probably the best comedy posting of the year . . . Awesome! Love it!


41 posted on 03/22/2012 4:56:23 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: Lazamataz

You had me at “donut-puncher”. Bravo.


42 posted on 03/22/2012 4:56:23 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Lazamataz

That’s FABULOUS!!!!


43 posted on 03/22/2012 4:57:12 PM PDT by bushbuddy
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To: Lazamataz
Yes sir! /crisp salute .....*giggle*........hahahahahaha! *snort* hahahahaha!

Photobucket

44 posted on 03/22/2012 4:57:20 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: Lazamataz

I would.........


45 posted on 03/22/2012 4:57:48 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: Lazamataz

you forgot butt pirate....i’m disappointed...


46 posted on 03/22/2012 4:57:57 PM PDT by God luvs America (63.5million pay no federal income tax then vote demoKrat)
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To: God luvs America
this thread is gay....

True, but we won't mention that it's actually less gay then David Brock, who we will not call a carrot-swallowing poodle owning skipping little hotdog-eater.

47 posted on 03/22/2012 4:58:22 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz
Well, glad we got all that cleared up.

Can't have laughing at disease ridden degenerate fags now, can we.

48 posted on 03/22/2012 5:00:09 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: God luvs America
you forgot butt pirate....i’m disappointed...

Sir! That is a GAY SLUR! I would NEVER!

49 posted on 03/22/2012 5:00:23 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz should be nominated for Morris Dees’” Wall of tolerance”


50 posted on 03/22/2012 5:00:22 PM PDT by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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