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STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)
Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davidbrock; fudge; hamsterhammering; homosexualagenda; mediamatters; napl; rumpranger
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:32:14 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
2
posted on
03/22/2012 4:33:18 PM PDT
by
gaijin
To: Lazamataz
Wow Laz, I get it. You wouldn’t hit that.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:34:27 PM PDT
by
formosa
(Formosa)
To: Lazamataz
Laz: can I quote you on that? Thanks! I’ll make sure that you get all the credit!
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:34:28 PM PDT
by
redhead
(Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:35:15 PM PDT
by
Joe Miner
To: Lazamataz
I agree! Leave the Nancy Boy alone.
6
posted on
03/22/2012 4:36:03 PM PDT
by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
To: martin_fierro
Ping your list if you like.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:36:09 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Lazamataz
POST OF THE DAY!! HAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS THANK U
To: onyx; trisham; Politicalmom; TheOldLady; al baby
Ping for a series, hugh topic.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:37:04 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Lazamataz
LMFAO!!! Scorn and ridicule is all these scum deserve! Remember that PC is designed as cover for the left. Speak truth and humuliate them for what the truly are.
10
posted on
03/22/2012 4:38:31 PM PDT
by
WMarshal
(Where is the next Sam Adams?)
To: Lazamataz
Read it, LOL’d——sent it to hubby——he read it and LOL’d.
Hilarious!!
To: Sarah Barracuda
I’m glad you like it. David Brock is a serious poltical operator, and it behooves us not to mention that he is a glitter-loving tail-tickling Cleveland Steamer pooftah.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:40:28 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Joe Miner
I’m glad you agree, and I hope you join me in the effort to stop calling David Brock a three-dollar-bill-collecting rollerblading fan-TAS-tic sword swallower.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:42:14 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Lazamataz
Are you implying that David Brock likes to “tiptoe through the tulips?” That would be wrong. :)
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:42:51 PM PDT
by
beandog
(Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand)
To: Lazamataz
LEAVE THE POOFTER ALONE!
(cries and wets diaper)
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:42:56 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: CatherineofAragon
I’m glad you all agree. It’s way past time to stop calling David Brock a merry delicate lightly-prancing dress-favoring protein-burper.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:43:53 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:45:35 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Lazamataz
Is there a ping list? If so, I want on it. Mrs. Liberty is laughing.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:46:04 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
To: Cyber Liberty
I should probably have a Laz Ping List. You’d be PERSON NUMBER ONE. :)
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:46:52 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Lazamataz
You come up with some gems..I prefer to call them “Butt buddies” but your description is better
To: Lazamataz
You’ll have to change your tagline, I’m sure his type takes that personally.
21
posted on
03/22/2012 4:47:12 PM PDT
by
John W
(Viva Cristo Rey!)
To: Lazamataz
Sausage Hiders unite!
At Media Matters!
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:47:12 PM PDT
by
SnuffaBolshevik
(In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
To: Lazamataz
I read your post twice.
I see no mention of gerbils.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:47:34 PM PDT
by
LyinLibs
(If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
To: Lazamataz
The effete lavender mafia in the media insist that Don't Ask, Don't Tell is bad policy, except there have been numerous reports that homosexuals in journalism find it advantageous to remain closeted.
The viewer public and readership deserve to know what motivate supposed objective reporters’ accounts of same sex marriage, gays in the military, teaching pre-schoolers in California about gay contributions to history, et al.
For an inflated 10% of the populace (not even 2%), they sure hold more than that number of chairs in newsrooms.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:47:34 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
To: gaijin; PJ-Comix
So I take it you like it? This is the first time I’ve ever had anyone claim ‘first response’ with pride. I may be getting to PJ’s status level...... :)
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:48:29 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
Comment #26 Removed by Moderator
To: Lazamataz
OMG, lol...I’m so glad we are above it.
To: Lazamataz
I agree. Calling him a flaming Nancy boy would wrong and ill-mannered. It might even be a hate crime.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:50:04 PM PDT
by
AdaGray
To: Lazamataz
I agree.
I am not a homophobe, so therefore wouldn’t dream of ever referring to the gentleman forementioned as a light-in-the-loafers, polesmoking fudgepacker; nor other such epithet which revealed his predilection towards being a prostate protein receptacle.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:50:13 PM PDT
by
Bon mots
("When seconds count, the police are just minutes away...")
To: Lazamataz
Once again, it falls to Laz to try to keep us all classy. How do you find the time for this with all of the volunteer work you do at the convent?
(Thanks for pinging me. I feel so special. And I noticed the “weird stuff” label. Nice job. :p )
To: a fool in paradise
Are you arguing that we need to be mentioning that David Brock is a gerbil-feeding flower sniffing rainbow-squatting bottoms-up boy? WE NEED TO STOP IT, not do MORE OF IT!
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:51:02 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Lazamataz
You should and I’d be proud! Thanks!
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:51:14 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
To: LyinLibs
I see no mention of gerbils.I did mention it in the post above this one, but I swore I never would.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:51:43 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Lazamataz
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u274/failtefailte/845.gif
Wow Laz.. you had me going there for a sec....
Kind of like that April Fool's joke last year ;)
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:53:15 PM PDT
by
Bikkuri
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:53:49 PM PDT
by
lefty-lie-spy
(Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:54:06 PM PDT
by
joelt
To: Lazamataz
oops.. forgot to code the gif :/
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:54:09 PM PDT
by
Bikkuri
To: Bon mots
I am not a homophobe, so therefore wouldn’t dream of ever referring to the gentleman forementioned as a light-in-the-loafers, polesmoking fudgepacker; nor other such epithet which revealed his predilection towards being a prostate protein receptacle.HOW WONDERFUL, and RIGHT in the spirit of this post! I will also add that we shall never speak of David Brock as a chalk-licking lavender sniffing cheeky merrymonkey pole-vaulter.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:54:31 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Lazamataz
Excellent read. I will from this point forward cease from posting this pic of Brock and Barney's Frank at Fire Island.
We need to keep this debate from discussions of Brocks faggotry. Is his drug abuse off limits?
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:54:58 PM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:56:12 PM PDT
by
God luvs America
(63.5million pay no federal income tax then vote demoKrat)
To: Lazamataz
This is probably the best comedy posting of the year . . . Awesome! Love it!
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:56:23 PM PDT
by
laweeks
To: Lazamataz
You had me at “donut-puncher”. Bravo.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:56:23 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Yes sir! /crisp salute .....*giggle*........hahahahahaha! *snort* hahahahaha!
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:57:20 PM PDT
by
Irenic
(The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:57:48 PM PDT
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
To: Lazamataz
you forgot butt pirate....i’m disappointed...
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:57:57 PM PDT
by
God luvs America
(63.5million pay no federal income tax then vote demoKrat)
To: God luvs America
this thread is gay....True, but we won't mention that it's actually less gay then David Brock, who we will not call a carrot-swallowing poodle owning skipping little hotdog-eater.
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posted on
03/22/2012 4:58:22 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Lazamataz
Well, glad we got all that cleared up.
Can't have laughing at disease ridden degenerate fags now, can we.
To: God luvs America
you forgot butt pirate....i’m disappointed...Sir! That is a GAY SLUR! I would NEVER!
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posted on
03/22/2012 5:00:23 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz should be nominated for Morris Dees’” Wall of tolerance”
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posted on
03/22/2012 5:00:22 PM PDT
by
Cheapskate
(Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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