Posted on 04/10/2012 8:10:57 AM PDT by chopperman
He's been needing this lesson for a number of years now.
“I think I have to switch to a milder barbecue sauce when I eat ribs. This heartburn is killing me.”
” L-l-look uh umm Mr Easter bunny, you may have a heart there b-b-but mine is ‘tween my cheeks lookie here, feel umm uh this!”
Easter Bunny : why are you crossing your fingers behind your back, Barack?
The two finalists in the biggest ears contest....
Repost from yesterday........
Sorry about that. For as much as I live on this site, I somehow missed it.
All those with 4 fingers, put your right hand here.
Who is that freak with the huge, floopy ears?
ya know... the one standing next to the bunny?
Easter Bunny : Hey, dumbass. Even the Easter Bunny knows to open his eyes and look at the flag when the national anthem plays, or is it that you just can't stand the sight of it ? "
IB4Z!
“Reggie, if Michelle finds out you snuck back into the white house in a bunny suit, she’s gonna’ have my ass !”
Leni
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