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"You are required by U.S. Law to respond to this survey"
US Government Department of Thuggery | 4/21/12

Posted on 04/21/2012 10:54:33 AM PDT by pabianice

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To: Pontiac

“The American Community Survey (ACS) is an ongoing survey that provides data every year — giving communities the current information they need to plan investments and services. Information from the survey generates data that help determine how more than $400 billion in federal and state funds are distributed each year. “


SMOKE SCREEN!

The information is used to gerrymander as many voting districts as possible to assure the ruling elite stay in power.


61 posted on 04/21/2012 2:18:34 PM PDT by Wurlitzer (Welcome to the new USSA (United Socialist States of Amerika))
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To: pabianice

We have fun with the census people. I still have my 2000 long form census laying around here somewhere, and the 2010.
When they come to our house we make funny faces at them through the windows..... LOL!


62 posted on 04/21/2012 2:23:42 PM PDT by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: Uncle Slayton

You left out the part about the non-voluntary organ donation...


63 posted on 04/21/2012 2:24:45 PM PDT by editor-surveyor
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To: AFreeBird

Just do a google video search for “Christopher Walken census” and I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s up at a number of sites.


64 posted on 04/21/2012 2:29:30 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Trteamer

Somebody should do a “Hitler finds out another Freeper refused to fill out a long-form census” video.


66 posted on 04/21/2012 4:44:27 PM PDT by mongrel
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To: forgotten man
They want to know how you spend every nickle every month.

I'd tell them I spend it all on porn.

67 posted on 04/21/2012 4:49:59 PM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: pabianice
Yes...I have. About a year ago. Tossed the first one - received another.

Found it - er - very confusing. So I'm afraid I gave some very confusing answers! Heard nothing further.

68 posted on 04/21/2012 4:55:35 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/2001. NEVER FORGET.)
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To: pabianice

Yeah I have I sent it back to them with the all the questions answered “NONE OF FU*KING BUSINESS”. They did not like that answer & came to the apartment (this is while I was working nights ) & woke me up at what was my 3:00 a.m. . I answered the door dressed in a bath robe carrying a .45 auto asking what the F*CK they wanted and they had a real interesting look on their faces . Haven’t been pestered by the douche bags since.


69 posted on 04/21/2012 6:56:57 PM PDT by Nebr FAL owner
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To: pabianice
Readdress it to:

Resident
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC 20016

70 posted on 04/21/2012 7:00:54 PM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Salgak

Yeah but just last year they admitted to helping in the round up & internment of Japanese -Americans in WWII so take that claim of confidentiality with a grain of salt .


71 posted on 04/21/2012 7:20:40 PM PDT by Nebr FAL owner
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To: pabianice

I dutifully completed my survey.

Unfortunately, the only thing I could find to write with was a thick, black, permanent marker. Some of my answers might have been slightly unreadable.

But, I completed it and sent it in. Someone called about it and I told them I already did it. Never heard from anyone again.


72 posted on 04/21/2012 7:51:46 PM PDT by FLAMING DEATH (Are you better off than you were $4 trillion ago?)
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To: pabianice

Game the system. Respond that you are Hispanic, have 4 children, only 1 bathroom, etc. You get the picture. The liberals in government give money to those communities “best served” and we all know that is racist lingo for black and hispanic.


73 posted on 04/21/2012 9:03:07 PM PDT by CodeToad (If it ain't Newt, we're screwt !)
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To: PapaBear3625

I like it! Perhaps I’ll use that next time.


74 posted on 04/21/2012 9:22:55 PM PDT by scripter ("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis)
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To: pabianice

If you answer anything other than how many people live in the home you are making a mistake because you show that you are in fact willing to participate in surveys .


75 posted on 04/22/2012 3:18:53 PM PDT by B4Ranch (There's Two Choices... Stand Up and Be Counted ... Or Line Up and Be Numbered .)
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To: pabianice

You are required to answer that by law. If I received it, I’d lie on it.


76 posted on 04/26/2012 11:07:04 AM PDT by Darren McCarty (The Republican Party is bigger than the presidency.)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

>> I dutifully completed my survey... Unfortunately, the only thing I could find to write with was a thick, black, permanent marker.

There are a LOT of great solutions on this thread. But I like this one the best! You sly dog!


77 posted on 05/01/2012 5:46:30 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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