USFS Turns To Saws To Get Rid Of Frozen Cows

KJCT8.com ^ | May 1, 2012 | AP

[GSWarrior]

ASPEN, Colo. -- Federal forest officials are thinking of using hand saws to break up the carcasses of frozen cows that died inside a cabin at 11,000 feet near Aspen.

The U.S. Forest Service had been exploring whether to burn the cabin or blow it up with explosives to get rid of the cabin and the cows. But a plan explored this week involves using hand saws to cut up carcasses of six cows frozen inside the cabin and four or five buried in the snow outside.

[Nervous Tick]

Saw Here:

[Red RN]

And guess what? That “rare” bush can be purchased at any of the areas local nurseries! California politicians sure know how to spend the taxpayers money wisely.

[mikrofon]

Tweeter: “I thawed, I sawed a fwozen cow...”

[RatRipper]

Build a temporary aquarium around it. Fill it with salt water, put a couple of sharks in it, and they will take care of the mess. See there . . . easy . . .

[dljordan]

“Send me $10K for expenses (rope, block and tackle, chainsaw) and I’ll do it myself this weekend”

You do realize that we’re dealing with the Feds?

[Sarajevo]

Lack of oxygen. It’s at 11,000 feet.

[Daffynition]

Barbara Wawa...is that you? :)

[Mr. K]

oops... you’re right

Make that $100K