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Naked unicyclist charged for distracting drivers
Associated Press ^ | May 10, 2012

Posted on 05/10/2012 7:07:23 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

KEMAH, Texas (AP) - Police say a man arrested in a Southeast Texas city for riding his unicycle in the nude was distracting drivers and creating a hazard.

Kemah (KEE'-muh) police Chief Greg Rikard (RY'-kurd) says 45-year-old Joseph Glynn Farley was not intoxicated or impaired when he was arrested Wednesday on a bridge in the city 20 miles southeast of Houston.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: eww; houston; kemah; napl; publicnudity; texas

1 posted on 05/10/2012 7:07:31 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2882114/posts?page=1#1


2 posted on 05/10/2012 7:10:57 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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3 posted on 05/10/2012 7:12:32 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Morgana

These freaks want to make the whole country a nudist resort, they want to be seen by children more than anything. They want to desensitize you and your kids, grooming them.


4 posted on 05/10/2012 7:18:27 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That’s lewd, lascivious, salacious and outrageous.


5 posted on 05/10/2012 7:19:19 PM PDT by Kinder Gentler Machinegun Hand
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To: Free ThinkerNY

As punishment, he should be made to ride the unicycle without a seat.


6 posted on 05/10/2012 7:21:36 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He likes a good draft!


7 posted on 05/10/2012 7:38:00 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

they may have had to drop charges due to lack of “evidence”


8 posted on 05/10/2012 8:04:05 PM PDT by terycarl (lurking, but well informed)
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To: GeronL

Perverts just coming out of the woodwork.


9 posted on 05/10/2012 8:11:41 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

Don’t look, Ethyl.


10 posted on 05/10/2012 8:35:49 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

In celebration of Obama’s latest evolutionary phase, shouldn’t there be photos?


11 posted on 05/10/2012 8:39:45 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Apparently this guy suffers from schizophrenia. His father was on local TV and hopes his son will now be able to get the help he needs. Wonder why he just didn’t take him to one of the many mental health centers in the area. Really strange rationalization. Obviously the person who wrote this article has never been to the south. If your last name is Richard down here you probably refer to yourself as a Coonass and your name had better be pronounced Re-shard. Not sure why they felt it necessary do to the phonetics on Kemah. Crazy Yankees!


12 posted on 05/10/2012 8:59:18 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Does he lose his balance if he's happy to see you?


13 posted on 05/10/2012 9:11:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

In Oregon, nudity is protected speech.

*face palm*

As far as losing his balance....I’ll leave that judgement to someone who might know about those things. ;o)


14 posted on 05/11/2012 12:18:43 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Unicycles are the funniest vehicles just as bananas are the funniest fruit.


15 posted on 05/11/2012 12:26:21 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: dixiechick2000

Let us hope that Helen Thomas doesn’t feel the need to make a statement.


16 posted on 05/11/2012 12:39:52 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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