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Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari
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| 6/2012
| hartley-parkinson
Posted on 06/15/2012 5:01:50 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: the invisib1e hand
Sure, I spose I might have im-pregnerated one of them thar ornamentals in my day. What of it?
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posted on
06/15/2012 5:33:25 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: doug from upland
Mystery solved folks. I think we’ve finally found odumbo’s real mommy.
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posted on
06/15/2012 5:35:14 PM PDT
by
taillightchaser
(When a dimorat says"The American people" the next words will be a lie.)
To: txhurl
What has been read cannot be unread!
We need a demotivational poster with those words with a freaked out cat on it.
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posted on
06/15/2012 5:36:40 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: doug from upland
Geesh, Doug. Thanks for this nightmare.
To: doug from upland
“According to Science 2.0, a spermatophore is similar to a cup of semen.”
Reminds me of an old joke,,,, which I will not tell,,,, because I like it here!
To: taillightchaser
Mystery solved folks. I think weve finally found odumbos real mommy.Ha!
To: Jack Hydrazine
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posted on
06/15/2012 5:41:00 PM PDT
by
txhurl
(Scott Walker is my President.)
To: Izzy Dunne
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
06/15/2012 5:47:02 PM PDT
by
txhurl
(Scott Walker is my President.)
To: txhurl
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posted on
06/15/2012 5:54:27 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: doug from upland
I went to the website, with eyes closed, hoping to see a photo of this lady’s oral cavity. No suck luck.
The article mentions that there was another lady who was squid struck last year.
My question is, does this only happen to the female gender or have men also been impregnated? All mouths are the same aren’t they? or is raw squid served to the female gender as some sort of ritual?
To: 1_Rain_Drop
No suck luck.Dr. Freud, calling Dr. Freud
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posted on
06/15/2012 6:02:01 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
To: doug from upland
Confucius say woman who eat squid sperm make womb for daddy.
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posted on
06/15/2012 6:02:24 PM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(Squidsterine????????? what??`?? Who knew?)
To: doug from upland
Isn’t this part of the plot to “Aliens”?
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posted on
06/15/2012 6:02:48 PM PDT
by
popdonnelly
(Socialism isn't going to work this time, either.)
To: HangnJudge
You gotta admit it’s a catchy headline though.
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posted on
06/15/2012 6:10:42 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
To: HangnJudge
You gotta admit it’s a catchy headline though.
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posted on
06/15/2012 6:10:58 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
To: mountn man
To: RightWingNut
Inside the pods is an ‘ejaculatory apparatus’ and sperm - with the apparatus expelling the sperm quite forcefully.
After the victim of the ‘attack’ was hospitalised, doctors removed the baby cephalopods from her gums, tongue and cheek. It was only then that the pods were formally identified as ‘squid spermatophores.’
Western calamari fans need not worry as much about falling pregnant to a squid as internal organs are usually removed before consumption
Western calamari fans need not worry: Internal organs are usually removed here before consumption
The Center’s paper says: ‘She did not swallow the portion, but spat it out immediately. She complained of a pricking and foreign-body sensation in the oral cavity.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2159692/Womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-biting-sea-creature-scientists-claim.html#ixzz1xuW5L3fo
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posted on
06/15/2012 6:21:17 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
To: txhurl
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posted on
06/15/2012 6:28:17 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: I see my hands
Call this the Friday night fun thread and let people enjoy it.
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posted on
06/15/2012 6:34:34 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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