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Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari
mailonline ^ | 6/2012 | hartley-parkinson

Posted on 06/15/2012 5:01:50 PM PDT by doug from upland

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To: I see my hands

Chickensh*t.


21 posted on 06/15/2012 5:15:28 PM PDT by txhurl (Scott Walker is my President.)
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To: doug from upland
Is why God made deep-frying.

Nothing gets through that...

I appreciate this thread. I had fried catfish tonight. I expect I'll have nightmares in 6 hours or so.

/johnny

22 posted on 06/15/2012 5:15:34 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: the invisib1e hand
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23 posted on 06/15/2012 5:16:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: doug from upland

Okay, that’s just wrong. Really, reeeeeeeely wrong.


24 posted on 06/15/2012 5:17:14 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Conservatism is not a matter of convenience.)
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To: steve86

This thread is absolutely hilarious.


25 posted on 06/15/2012 5:18:18 PM PDT by Hulka
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To: RightWingNut
I have to say it DID SHE SWALLOW ?????

apparently no ;)

26 posted on 06/15/2012 5:18:22 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: doug from upland
If this is true it is beyond disgusting. Even worse than a friend of a friend who got pregnant in her arm when some South American insect stung her and laid eggs in her arm. She didn't do anything about it until they started to hatch. UGH!
27 posted on 06/15/2012 5:19:11 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: doug from upland

To quote that coed in “Animal House”,

Icky, I-C-K-Y, icky!


28 posted on 06/15/2012 5:20:07 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (All libs & most dems think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: doug from upland

Is there anything Asians can’t do?

First burgers made out of poop, now oral aquaculture.


29 posted on 06/15/2012 5:20:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: cripplecreek

they tend to wig under pressure.


30 posted on 06/15/2012 5:23:01 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (they have no god but caesar)
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To: Ditter

Oh...Emmm...Gee.


31 posted on 06/15/2012 5:23:48 PM PDT by lonevoice (Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
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To: txhurl
Spray it in your ears and cock your head so it goes to your brain.

You didn't just use that word in THIS THREAD!

32 posted on 06/15/2012 5:24:22 PM PDT by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Is why God made deep-frying. Nothing gets through that...

I think I'll go with flame broiled.


33 posted on 06/15/2012 5:24:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: doug from upland; mikrofon; martin_fierro; CounterCounterCulture
Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

Truth be known, it was our Secretary of State, on one of her trips to the Far East. Here is one of the offspring, fully grown. They call it "The Comeback Squid":


34 posted on 06/15/2012 5:27:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Comeback Squid.)
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To: doug from upland

35 posted on 06/15/2012 5:27:01 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: cripplecreek

36 posted on 06/15/2012 5:28:54 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (they have no god but caesar)
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To: KarlInOhio

Now you see why Texans fry everything? Do you hear alien-hatching stories coming out of even Houston? Of course you don’t. Deep fry it, my fellow man.


37 posted on 06/15/2012 5:29:08 PM PDT by txhurl (Scott Walker is my President.)
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To: doug from upland
Here we go:


38 posted on 06/15/2012 5:30:47 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (they have no god but caesar)
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To: steve86

I’m gonna use a 1,500psi sand blaster!


39 posted on 06/15/2012 5:32:36 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (All libs & most dems think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: doug from upland
Pregnant is not, perhaps, the correct word

Maybe

Parasitized, Zeno-engrafted, etc.
But not Pregnant

Still, way serious icky

40 posted on 06/15/2012 5:32:59 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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