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Posted on 07/13/2012 5:55:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 5:56:43 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
Woohoo!!! It’s Finally Friday!!!!
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posted on
07/13/2012 5:56:47 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:00:17 AM PDT
by
21stCenturion
("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
To: Lucky9teen
A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.
Bartender asks ....
"What'll it be, Mr. President?"
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:00:34 AM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO Happy Friday the 13th!
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:00:50 AM PDT
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:02:59 AM PDT
by
tnlibertarian
(Government's solution to everything: Less freedom.)
To: Lucky9teen
Update:
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:08:06 AM PDT
by
cartan
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
Someone who voted for Obama in 2008
and realizing what he's done since...
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:08:49 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
...why the tears?.....unless he put his foot through his XBOX 360
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:13:17 AM PDT
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Lucky9teen
What do you put on a pig with a sunburn?
Oinkment
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:13:52 AM PDT
by
Drawsing
(The fool shows his annoyance at once. The prudent man overlooks an insult. (Proverbs 12:16))
To: BerryDingle
GeorgeBush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply…….
The devil smiles and replies, “ Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:16:50 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY! Have a good weekend all!
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:17:03 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:22:02 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:22:28 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: JRios1968
TOP TEN!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:27:06 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:27:09 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Proud to have been beat up and shot by the late Paul Gomez. RIP, 'Gnomez'.)
To: NCC-1701
OOOps. MIssed it by a few posts. Oh well, it’s Friday the 13th. I’ll chalk it up to bad luck.
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:28:39 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:29:43 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
To: Lucky9teen
A very good amateur golfer lost his arm in an industrial accident. Following rehab, he tried to learn to play golf again with just one arm but never could quite get the hang of it. He became so depressed he decided to commit suicide.
As he was standing on the roof of a tall building getting ready to jump he looked down and saw guy this skipping around as happy as can be. As he took even a closer look, he noticed the guy skipping had no arms. Now - he was ashamed of himself. Here he was - with one arm - feeling sorry for himself - ready to end it all — and there’s a guy on the ground with no arms - as happy as could be.
So - instead of jumping he decided to go down and thank the guy for saving his life. When he got down off the roof and caught up with him, he said - I want to thank you for saving my life. Here I am - one arm and ready to commit suicide - and yet I see you with NO arms, happy as can be. I’m ashamed of myself.
The guy with no arms says — Well I’m happy I saved your life but I’m not happy otherwise -— my ASS itches.
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posted on
07/13/2012 6:33:01 AM PDT
by
hillarynot
(I play in Peoria)
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