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CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!!!!!11!!1!
July 15 2012 | One pic from web, other from Laz

Posted on 07/15/2012 7:28:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz



TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: atheism; atheists

1 posted on 07/15/2012 7:28:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Shouldn’t you be in church?


2 posted on 07/15/2012 7:33:49 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: smokingfrog

Where do you think I got these???!?!???!1111!111!1


3 posted on 07/15/2012 7:36:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Borg Zombies walk around groaning "Commmppuutteerrrrssss......Commmppuutteerrrrssss......")
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To: Lazamataz

“If there is no God, there would be no Atheists.” GK Chesterton.


4 posted on 07/15/2012 7:40:00 AM PDT by HerrBlucher ("The cross opens its arms to the four winds; it is a signpost for free travelers." GK Chesterton)
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To: Lazamataz


5 posted on 07/15/2012 7:41:14 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

6 posted on 07/15/2012 7:43:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Borg Zombies walk around groaning "Commmppuutteerrrrssss......Commmppuutteerrrrssss......")
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To: Lazamataz

i think the reason for atheists is cause there is popcorn in heaven too


7 posted on 07/15/2012 7:54:10 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: Lazamataz

Continental drift may soon turn your chicken into a duck billed platypus

Thank providence for
That


8 posted on 07/15/2012 8:00:20 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Lazamataz

Pretty cool!


9 posted on 07/15/2012 8:14:35 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Lazamataz


10 posted on 07/15/2012 8:16:13 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: bigheadfred

If there is no God, why are our ears, eyes and nose right where they need to be to wear glasses, even though glasses weren’t invented yet?


11 posted on 07/15/2012 8:21:01 AM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: Lazamataz

Trivia Question (No Cheating by going to wikipedia or Googling the answer): Who is the golfer portrayed on the cover of the album?


12 posted on 07/15/2012 8:22:41 AM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: dfwgator

OMG


13 posted on 07/15/2012 8:25:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Borg Zombies walk around groaning "Commmppuutteerrrrssss......Commmppuutteerrrrssss......")
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To: Lazamataz

14 posted on 07/15/2012 8:31:12 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Worst. President. Ever.)
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To: dfwgator

Chi Chi Rodriguez...the sword with the putter guy.


15 posted on 07/15/2012 8:33:53 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: Lazamataz
First you have to tolerate the ugly mug of David Letterman, but THEN?

You get to enjoy this amazing little song from none other than Steve Martin, 'Atheists Don't Have No Songs':


16 posted on 07/15/2012 9:02:28 AM PDT by mkjessup (Finley Peter Dunne - "Politics ain't beanbag")
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To: mkjessup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wogta8alHiU


17 posted on 07/15/2012 9:03:36 AM PDT by mkjessup (Helps to include the link ...)
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To: Lazamataz

I love your sense of humor


18 posted on 07/15/2012 10:00:34 AM PDT by mrsloungitude ( USMC Mom)
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To: dfwgator

If there is no God, why does chocolate melt in your mouth and not in your hands???


19 posted on 07/15/2012 10:30:10 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: Lazamataz

The dog mask is on the duck bill so retreivers can feel they are saving one of their own.

Surely you didn’t think a canid would want to harm a duck, did you?


20 posted on 07/15/2012 12:47:38 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: Lazamataz

G-d is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Stevie Wonder is G-d.


21 posted on 07/15/2012 1:00:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dfwgator

Actually that question, absurd as it is, is at least as logical as most that the left asks concerning politics such as, “How is medical care NOT a basic human right?”


22 posted on 07/15/2012 2:20:05 PM PDT by RipSawyer (Free healthcare is worth FAR LESS than it costs.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Who would win in a wrestling match LEMMY or GOD?
Trick question..
LEMMY is GOD!

Airheads the movie....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tFQyQ6Sj6Y


23 posted on 07/15/2012 6:27:48 PM PDT by OL Hickory (Jesus and the American soldier-1 died for your soul/1 died for your freedom)
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To: Lazamataz

Is this the weekly Sunday Laz God Thread?


24 posted on 07/15/2012 6:33:48 PM PDT by bmwcyle (Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
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To: bigheadfred

There is a God.

25 posted on 07/15/2012 8:18:40 PM PDT by Semper Mark (I see a bad moon rising.)
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