[Darksheare]

Obviously the zombie plague can jump species.

[Sivad]

The movie version would portray the evil capitalist who owns the
lakeside bath salt manufacturing factory as the cause of the attack
of the zombeavers. In fact, just where the hell are the South Park
boys?

[Scoutmaster]

‘Twas likely a beavershark. There’s nary a body of water around a Scout reservation that doesn’t have beaversharks, so I assume they exist in the wild.

[Slings and Arrows]

I'm very ashamed...