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Alleged ass-grabbing oyster shucker now facing drug charges
Universal Hub (Boston, MA) ^
| July 25, 2012
| Adam G.
Posted on 07/29/2012 8:24:55 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
A Colombian national who got bounced from oyster shucking jobs at two well known eateries was arrested last week on charges of being a coke dealer, the Suffolk County District Attorney's office reports.
Wilmer Fernandez, a.k.a. Weimar Foronda, was arrested July 16 at the Irish Famine Memorial in Downtown Crossing by BPD detectives who had been tracking his activities for several months, the DA's office says.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: boston; colombians; drugs; oysters
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And somehow people can't find jobs. /sarc.
To: ConservativeStatement
Sounds like he’s just a free spirit.
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posted on
07/29/2012 8:27:34 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: ConservativeStatement
Quit the grabassing and shuck, you shuckers!
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posted on
07/29/2012 8:39:08 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: advertising guy; Clint N. Suhks
I had to ping you to this, for the headline alone! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
07/29/2012 8:42:44 PM PDT
by
MagUSNRET
To: ConservativeStatement
Sounds like he’s not a very good Coke dealer, if he has to take jobs shucking oysters. Some people just aren’t cut out for a life of crime.
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posted on
07/29/2012 8:59:34 PM PDT
by
Hodar
(A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
To: ConservativeStatement
Wow. I will have to add that to my repertoire of snappy rebuttals.
Let me try it out.
“You’re worse than an ass-grabbing oyster shucker on drugs.”
Hmmmmm.... seems to provoke more confusion than anger.
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posted on
07/29/2012 9:07:59 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
To: ConservativeStatement
I am going to substitute the words 'oyster shucker' for any cuss words I may use from now on. As in. "Hey, you oyster shucker, get away from my car!"
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posted on
07/29/2012 9:10:33 PM PDT
by
political1
(Love your neighbors)
To: ConservativeStatement
So... the moral of the story (Thanks for posting it) is....
“A good shucker is hard to find.”
or
“Never give a shucker an even break.”
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posted on
07/29/2012 9:11:23 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
To: UCANSEE2
I think “ass-grabbing dope-smoking oyster shucker” has a more natural flow to it.
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posted on
07/29/2012 9:14:59 PM PDT
by
gitmo
( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
To: ConservativeStatement
that’s funny- the left shoves sex sex sex down everyone’s throats, and when someoen succumbs to the cosntant barrage of sex stimulation materials comign fro mthe left, they get all uppitty and indignant and feign horror and demand action-
And besides, the dude was workign i nan oyster factory for crying out loud- oysters are aphrodesiacs- he could not help himself
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posted on
07/29/2012 9:24:03 PM PDT
by
CottShop
(Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
To: ConservativeStatement
I have not checked, but it’s possible that the headline is one of those sentences that has never been said before.
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posted on
07/29/2012 9:42:17 PM PDT
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
To: political1
As long as you don’t call them spear shuckers. That would be wasiss.
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posted on
07/29/2012 9:45:33 PM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Ha! I just come here for the headlines ...
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posted on
07/29/2012 9:46:24 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: ConservativeStatement
Sounds like a lost Jimmy Buffet album to me
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posted on
07/29/2012 9:47:00 PM PDT
by
radioactivereb
("I'm tryin' to think but nothin' happens!"-Curly Howard)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Possibly my favorite headline: “Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack.”
To: ConservativeStatement
...and “Pack my bag with twelve dozen Phonecian liquor jugs”
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posted on
07/29/2012 10:12:17 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Just grabbing the asses Americans won’t...forget it
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posted on
07/29/2012 10:57:15 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Legalize Freedom!!)
To: ConservativeStatement
"Best. Title. Ever."
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posted on
07/30/2012 4:46:06 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: ConservativeStatement
When I read the title, I thought this thread would be about a Kennedy.
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:04:09 AM PDT
by
PhiloBedo
(You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:16:44 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(The LEFT's intolerance of the RIGHT is intolerable.)
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