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Wisconsin: Patron threatened bartender with hatchet, banjo, police say
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| 8-7-12
| Nico Savidge
Posted on 08/07/2012 3:17:15 PM PDT by TurboZamboni
A drunk, 20-year-old man swung his banjo at a bartender and threatened him with a hatchet after getting into an argument about showing identification at the Willy Street Pub on Monday night, according to Madison, Wis., police. Andre Stoltzfus, 20, yelled and cursed at the bartender when he asked Stoltzfus for his ID at the bar on the 800 block of Williamson Street just before 11:45 p.m., according to a news release.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: banjo; drunk; hatchet; id
Must be a Dem to get so upset about being asked for ID.
Will Schumer call for more banjo control?
To: TurboZamboni; Anoreth
It’s against the law for 20-year-olds to drink, so how’d he get drunk? And where was a banjo when I really wanted one?
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posted on
08/07/2012 3:19:12 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(If you can't say anything nice, have some more wine.)
To: TurboZamboni
Thank God it wasn't bagpipes. Thank God. The media is so quick to blame the pipes every time someone dies by musical instrument.
True fact: Harpsichords account for 80% of all instrument related murders yet they represent only .03% of the instrument inventory.
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posted on
08/07/2012 3:22:52 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(Goode over evil. Voting for mitt or obie is like throwing your country away.)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
08/07/2012 3:25:59 PM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
To: TurboZamboni
If we can just save ONE life with some Common Sense Banjo Legislation......
Why do you need FIVE strings, except to kill someone?
So many notes....so fast
A sad day in American musical carnage....
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posted on
08/07/2012 3:27:04 PM PDT
by
pgobrien
(God save me from 'good' people.)
To: TurboZamboni
That kid would be nearly 50 years old or better.
LOL
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posted on
08/07/2012 3:29:52 PM PDT
by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
To: pgobrien
Did he threaten to play the “Deliverance” theme?
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posted on
08/07/2012 4:05:59 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
(Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind. Deus vult!)
To: TurboZamboni
Oh crap, not a banjo! That’s scary. Anything but a banjo!
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posted on
08/07/2012 4:28:20 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(....The days are long, but the years are short.....)
To: TurboZamboni
Definition of a gentlemen:
Someone that knows how to play the banjo, but doesn't.
To: TurboZamboni
"Oh, I come from Wauwatosa
with a hatchet on my knee
I'm going off to Mad-town
to drink some beer you'll see"
To: TurboZamboni
"How many more must die, Mr. Speaker?"
Stop him before he kills again.
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posted on
08/07/2012 5:09:55 PM PDT
by
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posted on
08/07/2012 5:32:39 PM PDT
by
RedMDer
(https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
To: TurboZamboni
Oh no - not a banjo - the fiend.....
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