Rabid beaver attacks NY man swimming in Pa. river(have at it)

AP/yahoo ^

[Vaquero]

PINE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — A Boy Scout leader from New York who was attacked by a rabid beaver while swimming in the Delaware River is recovering

[Daffynition]

[Dysart]

You’ve got to develop a thick skin about this if you are a woman living in Pennsylvania.

Wait! Martin Fierro is a thick-skinned woman living in Pennsylvania?

It all makes sense now...

[Daffynition]

*Over*dun

[Daffynition]

I'll clean up my act. Honest.

[Krankor]

Umm...well..err...gee willikers, dad, he's just a goofy kid.

[Slings and Arrows]

Talk about wasting a brand...

[djone]

Zeke......”But I wood not feel so all alone
Everybeaver must get stoned... “ .....You so crazy.....Now that was funny.......”But I wood not feel so all alone
Everybeaver must get stoned... “ (Bob ‘wood’ be proud),,,,

[Ezekiel]

Gross!

??? Let's put this in perspective. It could be much worse. After all, noone has thought to post a picture of FLOTUS in that blue dress. That would be wrong.

[Daffynition]

Who is the Over-eager beaver.?

[shibumi]

Looking at your Sharon Stone graphic brings to mind a question I’ve always had about this particular colloquialism.

For the life of me (and that life has been 64 quite eventful years, if you take my meaning) I’ve never met one with teeth.

Or a paddle shaped tail for that matter.

[wtc911]

How about fur-lined?

[shibumi]

Better than 50%.

About that paddle shaped tail.

I have met those who wished to have their tails paddled.

(I feel a Dr. Seuss moment coming on. “When tweedle beatles battle in a puddle using paddles, it a tweedle-beatle-puddle-paddle-battle.”)

[momtothree]

You never disappoint, Daffy! LOL!!

[catfish1957]

80-85% of young 18-20 something women today are totally bald down there.

Do you have statistical proof or is this ancectodal?

[Daffynition]

I don't believe you. :)

[trailhkr1]

Do you have statistical proof or is this ancectodal?

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