Posted on 08/19/2012 12:40:00 PM PDT by TheBigLiberal
Ok, which one of my Facebook friends are you?
Lol, great job. This is a perfect distillation.
Well played.
THAT is a GREAT PICTURE! The umpires run onto the field to seperate the warring players. LOL
“Unfortunately, I know whacky leftist folks who would emphatically agree with this proposal. “
Indeed. But, that’s because their stated positions are so absurd and so far removed from that which is real that they are almost indistinguishable from the satiric.
If you are still on the planet, howdy!
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Holy, shoot, man!! You fooled more than you didn’t fool!! You get the gold medal today!
You see, I was an English major so I knew this was satire before clicking on it. Swift’s is the ultimate example of good political satire and he would be damn proud of you.
And yes, I have “friends” on FB who think exactly like this, even though they know nothing about Marx to quote.
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MurryMom is... how do they put it over at her normal haunt?.... ‘tombstoned’.
I will not speak ill of the dead.
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This rant has been copypasta’ed at at least two other forums.
Plagiarizer or spammer?
“...Unfortunately, I know whacky leftist folks who would emphatically agree with this proposal.”
As do we, but “Satire Right!?”
“IBTZ”
Me, too.
Don’t forget breathing air. It is a proven fact that throughout our entire earth’s history, every land animal, including man, breathed air and are now dead (except for those alive right now). ALL of them. Dead. It needs to be banned.
Not uncommon, our old friend DannyH did the same thing. Although I think one of those was a gay bodybuilding forum.
Is that where he got the respect he expected?
good stuff. got a chuckle out of it. unfortunately there are folks like this, but usually they have just one or two pet beliefs.
nice try
thanks for playing
If he had only remembered to put in the /sarcasm tag.
I noticed you zotted the author, “TheBigLiberal” — I think this is a SATIRE, I would suggest rereading the post and reinstating the poster — or perhaps someone just picked a screen name just to post this. But in any case I don’t think this is a troll, it’s definitely a satire.
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