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Real party animal: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose: police
NY Daily News ^
| August 21, 2012
| Anthony Bartkewicz
Posted on 08/21/2012 3:11:51 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
No animals were harmed during Coley Mitchell’s one-man party in a science lab locker room.
Two monkeys were out of their cages when cops found Mitchell at Georgia Health Sciences University in Augusta last week, WJBF-TV reported, but veterinarians said they were fine.
Mitchell, however, was intoxicated and sitting in a chair with his pants down, according to a police report.
Cops said he was uncooperative and aggressive when they asked him to zip up and leave the lab.
The 32-year-old technician was charged with public drunkenness and booked into Richmond County Jail.
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KEYWORDS: monkeys; napl
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Lazamataz
Why is it that I think Laz’s alibi has more holes in it than a ton of Swiss cheese...????
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posted on
08/21/2012 4:17:58 PM PDT
by
djf
(The barbarian hordes will ALWAYS outnumber the clean-shaven. And they vote.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The 32-year-old technician was charged with public drunkenness...I think public drunkeness covers a multitude of sins.
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posted on
08/21/2012 4:23:22 PM PDT
by
Starstruck
(Only the wealthy and the poor can afford socialism)
To: COBOL2Java
Whtatever happened to monkey knife fights anway...
I guess that changed when they learned how to use machine guns. And what was this guy doing with his pants down in room full of monkeys? Don't be naive, we've all had Zira fantasies at one time...
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posted on
08/21/2012 4:25:21 PM PDT
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The right thing is not always the popular thing)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I guess that answers Frank Zappa’s question with regard to how AIDS was spread from green monkeys to humans: “Who plooked the first green monkey?”
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posted on
08/21/2012 4:42:37 PM PDT
by
Fast Moving Angel
(A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
To: blueunicorn6
Just warming up for Barney Frank’s farewell party.Who they guy or the Monkey's?
What happens in the Lab, stays in the Lab....
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posted on
08/21/2012 5:01:29 PM PDT
by
taildragger
(( Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
To: jimmyo57
To: rightwingintelligentsia; Slings and Arrows
Of COURSE there are mugshots!
To: Telepathic Intruder
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posted on
08/21/2012 5:58:30 PM PDT
by
Psalm 144
(Voodoo Republicans. Don't read their lips. Watch their hands.)
To: hosepipe; rightwingintelligentsia; Lazamataz
Question: What would/could a man do with a room full of monkeys with his pants down?....
Answer: You don’t want to know...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Ask the expert! Laz? Your thoughts?
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posted on
08/21/2012 6:24:28 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(-----------> Eat at Chick-Fil-A <-----------)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
First comes gay marriage, then.....
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
"I blame the monkeys." What'd they ever do to you?
51
posted on
08/21/2012 9:34:11 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
To: Drumbo
Somehow I doubt this form of enrichment ever made it onto the activity form.
Then again, it says nothing about him giving them cocaine, so...
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posted on
08/21/2012 10:46:00 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Did the monk get his two keys back?
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posted on
08/22/2012 12:04:23 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!©)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
If those were male monkeys, he may sue the police department for homophobic harassment…
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posted on
08/22/2012 2:51:30 AM PDT
by
cartan
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