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LL Cool J broke burglary suspect's nose, jaw, ribs
CNN.com ^ | 23 August 2012 | Alan Duke

Posted on 08/23/2012 3:17:26 PM PDT by verum ago

Los Angeles (CNN) -- A man charged with breaking into LL Cool J's home Wednesday morning faces a long prison sentence if convicted because of his previous convictions, the prosecutor's spokeswoman said Thursday.

Jonathan Kirby, 56, suffered a broken nose, jaw and ribs when he encountered the muscular rapper-actor inside his Sherman Oaks, Caklifornia, home, according to Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.

(Excerpt) Read more at cnn.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: crime; homeinvasion; llcoolj; thirdstrike
Follow up to earlier story. Guy broke into LL Cool J's house and he "physically detained" him. Now it sounds like he beat the scumbag into submission.

Suspect is a third-strike candidate, with voluntary manslaughter, auto theft, first degree burglary convictions. Could go away for 38 yrs to life.

And just FYI, I wouldn't post something like this, but LL Cool J is one of the all-too-few conservatives in the entertainment biz. Pity he didn't use, say, a shotgun, but it sounds like he sure as Hell got the job done with his bare hands!

1 posted on 08/23/2012 3:17:32 PM PDT by verum ago
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To: verum ago

good news story of the day.


2 posted on 08/23/2012 3:18:45 PM PDT by cyclotic (People who live within their means are increasingly being forced to pay for people who didn't.)
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3 posted on 08/23/2012 3:19:37 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

“Damage!”
“Unnngh!”
“Damage!”
“Unnngh!”
“Damage!”
“Unnngh!”
“Damage!...”


4 posted on 08/23/2012 3:24:02 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: verum ago

I really like LL Cool J...did not know he was a conservative. Looks like he took care of business!


5 posted on 08/23/2012 3:24:16 PM PDT by mancini
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Conservative? Quite apart from the fact he’s given himself a stupid name like ‘LL Cool J’, he’s a self-confessed Obama supporter and Democrat.

Still, good for him for kicking a toerag’s thieving a55. Should happen more often...


6 posted on 08/23/2012 3:27:08 PM PDT by sinsofsolarempirefan
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Still, good for him for kicking a toerag’s thieving a55. Should happen more often...

But, but... he beat up a middle-aged man! Did he use excessive force?

7 posted on 08/23/2012 3:47:19 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Can I get a "/S" here?)
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To: verum ago

Sounds like the guy my be wishing he had picked Tiny Tim’s place


8 posted on 08/23/2012 3:47:19 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: verum ago

No wonder I intuitively have liked him.


9 posted on 08/23/2012 3:54:51 PM PDT by DallasDeb (usafa06mom)
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To: verum ago

I did this too as well - in my younger days. Came home to a burglar and broke his jaw for him. I can relate.


10 posted on 08/23/2012 3:58:27 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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"And just how many times did he fall out of the window, Mr. J.?"

"It's all a bit of a blur, Officer. I lost count."

11 posted on 08/23/2012 3:59:07 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan

LL Cool J is nickname

Stands for Ladies Love Cool James....


12 posted on 08/23/2012 4:03:10 PM PDT by njslim (St)
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To: DallasDeb

Good when a news story has a happy ending! This cretin picked the wrong house to break into.


13 posted on 08/23/2012 4:05:17 PM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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I really hope none of LL Cool J’s fingers were bruised. That can hurt.


14 posted on 08/23/2012 4:07:58 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: verum ago

“Mama Said Knock You Out”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fARpKl1Bsc


15 posted on 08/23/2012 4:08:11 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Sacajaweau

I’ll say! Corpses rarely fight back!


16 posted on 08/23/2012 4:09:59 PM PDT by Mastador1
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To: njslim

‘Nicknames’ are acquired and used amongst friends, not thought up by the subject who then insists in being called it by everyone else.

It appears as his name in the credits of everything he does. Its a pretty tiresome habit common amongst certain people who revel in black ghetto trash culture to give themselves these retarded names.

It doesn’t impress me much, not that they’d care I suppose.


17 posted on 08/23/2012 4:26:34 PM PDT by sinsofsolarempirefan
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To: verum ago
LL Cool J broke burglary suspect's nose, jaw, ribs

Cool!

18 posted on 08/23/2012 4:39:04 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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Since LL Cool J has amassed a considerable amount of wealth, I wonder if this guy will try to sue him?


19 posted on 08/23/2012 4:46:39 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: verum ago
And just FYI, I wouldn't post something like this, but LL Cool J is one of the all-too-few conservatives in the entertainment biz.

You know dat fo a fack? How you know dat? You frinz widdim uh sumpn?

20 posted on 08/23/2012 5:21:58 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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According to his bio, when he went to work on NCIS, he really got along well with the consultants who were real NCIS, US Marines, and SEALs. Kindred spirits, apparently.

Physically, he is a muscle-man but with active, not show, muscles. So I imagine that he really gave that burglar a good whupping.


21 posted on 08/23/2012 5:23:45 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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He was probably after Coco. Who can blame him? Va-va-vooooom!


22 posted on 08/23/2012 5:33:28 PM PDT by TheRhinelander
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To: TheRhinelander

Thats Ice Tea you are thinking of.


23 posted on 08/23/2012 5:39:11 PM PDT by cmsgop ( The left always accuses the right for the sins of the left. from FReeper Just Lori, RIP)
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