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Posted on 08/23/2012 3:17:26 PM PDT by verum ago
Los Angeles (CNN) -- A man charged with breaking into LL Cool J's home Wednesday morning faces a long prison sentence if convicted because of his previous convictions, the prosecutor's spokeswoman said Thursday.
Jonathan Kirby, 56, suffered a broken nose, jaw and ribs when he encountered the muscular rapper-actor inside his Sherman Oaks, Caklifornia, home, according to Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.
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Suspect is a third-strike candidate, with voluntary manslaughter, auto theft, first degree burglary convictions. Could go away for 38 yrs to life.
And just FYI, I wouldn't post something like this, but LL Cool J is one of the all-too-few conservatives in the entertainment biz. Pity he didn't use, say, a shotgun, but it sounds like he sure as Hell got the job done with his bare hands!
good news story of the day.
I really like LL Cool J...did not know he was a conservative. Looks like he took care of business!
Conservative? Quite apart from the fact he’s given himself a stupid name like ‘LL Cool J’, he’s a self-confessed Obama supporter and Democrat.
Still, good for him for kicking a toerag’s thieving a55. Should happen more often...
But, but... he beat up a middle-aged man! Did he use excessive force?
Sounds like the guy my be wishing he had picked Tiny Tim’s place
No wonder I intuitively have liked him.
I did this too as well - in my younger days. Came home to a burglar and broke his jaw for him. I can relate.
"It's all a bit of a blur, Officer. I lost count."
LL Cool J is nickname
Stands for Ladies Love Cool James....
Good when a news story has a happy ending! This cretin picked the wrong house to break into.
I really hope none of LL Cool J’s fingers were bruised. That can hurt.
“Mama Said Knock You Out”:
I’ll say! Corpses rarely fight back!
‘Nicknames’ are acquired and used amongst friends, not thought up by the subject who then insists in being called it by everyone else.
It appears as his name in the credits of everything he does. Its a pretty tiresome habit common amongst certain people who revel in black ghetto trash culture to give themselves these retarded names.
It doesn’t impress me much, not that they’d care I suppose.
Since LL Cool J has amassed a considerable amount of wealth, I wonder if this guy will try to sue him?
You know dat fo a fack? How you know dat? You frinz widdim uh sumpn?
According to his bio, when he went to work on NCIS, he really got along well with the consultants who were real NCIS, US Marines, and SEALs. Kindred spirits, apparently.
Physically, he is a muscle-man but with active, not show, muscles. So I imagine that he really gave that burglar a good whupping.
He was probably after Coco. Who can blame him? Va-va-vooooom!
Thats Ice Tea you are thinking of.