Skip to comments.The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Cats Being Dicks
Posted on 08/30/2012 1:42:18 PM PDT by EveningStar
Your cat doesn't care that you're tired or want to read the paper, it's hungry and not gonna let you rest until that food dish is full. Even then, it's probably still going to later dart between your legs as you walk down the stairs. That's just your cat's natural dickish behavior. Don't fault them for it, something in the feline DNA compels cats to be indifferent jerks roughly 80% of the time (yes, we made that stat up). Cats can be real jerkwads and we've got the evidence to back it up.
(Excerpt) Read more at heavy.com ...
Teddy the asshole cat
My cat is naughty too.
Nice mature title. How old are you anyway? my guess is no more than 23 years old living in your mom’s basement.
In the basement with faded Obama posters...
Ummm. That is the title at the link...
I created neither the article nor its title. I just posted it because I thought some here might enjoy it.
This cat can’t be bothered ...
The title aptly describes the cats behavior pretty well and is appropriate.
I find your title to be unnecessarily crude - and my company’s web blocker categorizes the linked website as ‘PORN’.
I’m just sayin...
Thank you very funny have e-mailed it to friends and don’t mind Hammerhead he is just being a dick..
I met the guy in #42 at "The Arnold".. His name was Zyzz. Died in his mid 20's from cardiac arrest several years back.
You can sometimes buy a sense of humor on ebay, look under health products....
I’ve got one of those cats. It’s her mission to knock stuff off of any high platform and onto the floor. Especially the tv remote. And the other thinks that it is necessary to splash water all over the place before drinking.
Cats are jerks.
It’s pretty funny.
My cat pulls dick moves every so often when he’s bored. Not Obama/dick level, but dickish nonetheless.
Her drinks are long but when shutting the paw cet she's also purr fect!
Had two cats named Abbott and Costello. There was a big bowl with marbles in the bottom by which silk flowers were held, which sat on the dresser across from the end of my bed. If I didn’t get up when Abbott commanded, he would jump up on the dresser and jam his paw into the marbles and shake them around until I acknowledged his mischief. As soon as I set a foot on the floor, he would jump down and head to the kitchen. He absolutely knew those silk flowers were off limits, so he used them to get me to do as he wanted.
Social conservatism is fading rapidly, everywhere.
at subject title with the word ‘Dick’ is not humor.
There’s plenty of conservative kids, moms, daughters that frequent this site.
Save it for your HS locker room sport.
I’m so glad that you corrected the title there, Slings.
Cats are never dicks, they’re always just cats. For the most part, they’re good boys and girls.
That one had me is stitches!
Don’t take that crap from the nOOb.
Oh, and “he is Dick” ....(not even trying)
They have a...direct...approach to life.
Otis! My man!
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I enjoyed it much
Miss Hissy Slashy does stuff like that. She is a smart girl, and she knows exactly how to get my attention by doing something she knows is wrong.
She will scratch the basement door or try to open cupboards.
As soon as I move (my chair squeaks, the poor thing), she immediately runs over to me for pets and praise.
I think I may have done something backward when reinforcing her behavior. Ya think? Maybe?
But I love her.
Eddy Haskell. ;-)
Wut? What does that mean, “live without cats?” I don’t understand what you are trying to say. ;-)
Indeed they do, and they are innocent as a new-born kitten, even the mischievous ones.
My grandfather had a kitty who rang a bell he hung from the front door handle when she wanted outside. He was well trained to get up from his rocker and open the front door for her. So well trained that she started using that bell whenever she wanted him to do something in the kitchen.
Yep. They’re not so dumb as they look, LOLOL!
Or so they would have us believe. ;^)
I do believe.
LMAO!! These are hilarious! Have you seen Buttermilk the goat?
What I said. We can’t live without cats. What’s confusing about that?
LOL! Sorry! I just can’t understand the expression, “live without cats,” is all. It doesn’t
compute. I can’t get my brain around it. It’s far too bizarre a concept. Is it even English?
It’s an odd string of meaningless letters. Beyond comprehension. Completely unfathomable.
Oh look! Miss Hissy Slashy is sleeping next to Shadow! I think they finally made up again.
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