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The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Cats Being Dicks
Heavy ^ | August 14, 2012 | Joel Stice

Posted on 08/30/2012 1:42:18 PM PDT by EveningStar

Your cat doesn't care that you're tired or want to read the paper, it's hungry and not gonna let you rest until that food dish is full. Even then, it's probably still going to later dart between your legs as you walk down the stairs. That's just your cat's natural dickish behavior. Don't fault them for it, something in the feline DNA compels cats to be indifferent jerks roughly 80% of the time (yes, we made that stat up). Cats can be real jerkwads and we've got the evidence to back it up.

(Excerpt) Read more at heavy.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: animalhater; asachild; cats; dicks; didyou; kittyping; torturecats
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1 posted on 08/30/2012 1:42:23 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


2 posted on 08/30/2012 1:43:02 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar
Here is another.."Teddy the assh*le cat". Very funny

Teddy the asshole cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_mVb-G1v1I&feature=player_embedded

3 posted on 08/30/2012 1:48:39 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: EveningStar

Funny.

My cat is naughty too.


4 posted on 08/30/2012 1:49:47 PM PDT by mom4melody
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To: EveningStar

Nice mature title. How old are you anyway? my guess is no more than 23 years old living in your mom’s basement.


5 posted on 08/30/2012 1:50:24 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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To: Hammerhead

^^^^^
In the basement with faded Obama posters...


6 posted on 08/30/2012 1:52:08 PM PDT by Gulf War One
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To: Hammerhead
Nice mature title. How old are you anyway? my guess is no more than 23 years old living in your mom’s basement.

Ummm. That is the title at the link...

7 posted on 08/30/2012 1:55:05 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Sharia? No thanks!)
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To: EveningStar
This is pretty good, too: 50 Animated Gifs for Every Situation Ever
8 posted on 08/30/2012 1:55:12 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Hammerhead; All

I created neither the article nor its title. I just posted it because I thought some here might enjoy it.


9 posted on 08/30/2012 1:58:11 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

This cat can’t be bothered ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiYUzYozsAQ


10 posted on 08/30/2012 1:59:09 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: Hammerhead
Nice mature title. How old are you anyway? my guess is no more than 23 years old living in your mom’s basement.

The title aptly describes the cats behavior pretty well and is appropriate.

11 posted on 08/30/2012 1:59:54 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: EveningStar

I find your title to be unnecessarily crude - and my company’s web blocker categorizes the linked website as ‘PORN’.

I’m just sayin...


12 posted on 08/30/2012 2:02:00 PM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (A half-truth masquerading as the whole truth becomes a complete untruth. (J.I. Packer)
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To: EveningStar; Hammerhead

Thank you very funny have e-mailed it to friends and don’t mind Hammerhead he is just being a dick..


13 posted on 08/30/2012 2:04:26 PM PDT by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
This is pretty good, too: 50 Animated Gifs for Every Situation Ever

I met the guy in #42 at "The Arnold".. His name was Zyzz. Died in his mid 20's from cardiac arrest several years back.

14 posted on 08/30/2012 2:05:53 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: trailhkr1

15 posted on 08/30/2012 2:13:09 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (I used to want to change the world. Now, I want to stop the world from changing me.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

?????????????????


16 posted on 08/30/2012 2:22:27 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: EveningStar

ping


17 posted on 08/30/2012 2:40:06 PM PDT by Dick Vomer (democrats are like flies, whatever they don't eat they sh#t on.)
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To: Hammerhead

You can sometimes buy a sense of humor on ebay, look under health products....


18 posted on 08/30/2012 2:51:08 PM PDT by varmintman
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To: EveningStar

awesomw. lmao


19 posted on 08/30/2012 2:51:16 PM PDT by commonguymd (New media has not replaced the MSM. It has emboldened it. Never underestimate the power they have.)
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To: EveningStar

I’ve got one of those cats. It’s her mission to knock stuff off of any high platform and onto the floor. Especially the tv remote. And the other thinks that it is necessary to splash water all over the place before drinking.

Cats are jerks.


20 posted on 08/30/2012 3:27:28 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: EveningStar

It’s pretty funny.

My cat pulls dick moves every so often when he’s bored. Not Obama/dick level, but dickish nonetheless.


21 posted on 08/30/2012 3:47:13 PM PDT by JusPasenThru (HEY UNION MEMBER: INVEST IN YOUR OWN DAMN INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A CHANGE!)
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To: EveningStar
My cat is on a water diet to lose some weight!

Her drinks are long but when shutting the paw cet she's also purr fect!

22 posted on 08/30/2012 4:01:34 PM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar said "Quae cum ita sunt. Since these things are so.".)
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To: retrokitten; silent_jonny

ping


23 posted on 08/30/2012 4:25:32 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: trailhkr1

Had two cats named Abbott and Costello. There was a big bowl with marbles in the bottom by which silk flowers were held, which sat on the dresser across from the end of my bed. If I didn’t get up when Abbott commanded, he would jump up on the dresser and jam his paw into the marbles and shake them around until I acknowledged his mischief. As soon as I set a foot on the floor, he would jump down and head to the kitchen. He absolutely knew those silk flowers were off limits, so he used them to get me to do as he wanted.


24 posted on 08/30/2012 4:39:46 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Hammerhead

Social conservatism is fading rapidly, everywhere.


25 posted on 08/30/2012 4:44:35 PM PDT by ansel12
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To: Gulf War One

LOL!


26 posted on 08/30/2012 5:01:05 PM PDT by rabidralph (http://www.patriotcalendars.com/)
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To: varmintman

at subject title with the word ‘Dick’ is not humor.

There’s plenty of conservative kids, moms, daughters that frequent this site.

Save it for your HS locker room sport.


27 posted on 08/30/2012 6:27:55 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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To: EveningStar; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Cats Being Dicks Cats


28 posted on 08/30/2012 6:35:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
~ Oh Yeah?? ~

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29 posted on 08/30/2012 6:38:19 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF - Sometimes I need an expert opinion")
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m so glad that you corrected the title there, Slings.

Cats are never dicks, they’re always just cats. For the most part, they’re good boys and girls.


30 posted on 08/30/2012 6:56:31 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady

That one had me is stitches!

31 posted on 08/30/2012 7:08:18 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Normalcy results in the creation of life, Sodomy results in AIDS)
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To: GSP.FAN

Don’t take that crap from the nOOb.

Oh, and “he is Dick” ....(not even trying)


32 posted on 08/30/2012 7:09:22 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: TheOldLady

They have a...direct...approach to life.


33 posted on 08/30/2012 7:31:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: SkyDancer

Otis! My man!


34 posted on 08/30/2012 7:34:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: KC_Lion

Successful Troll Is Successful


35 posted on 08/30/2012 7:36:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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No one in my family can live without cats.


36 posted on 08/30/2012 7:54:13 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Lady Jag
....oh yeah you humans aren't immune
37 posted on 08/30/2012 8:36:23 PM PDT by djone ( ------ check out instapundit.com--)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yeah Yeah Yeah ... Ya Wanna .....


38 posted on 08/30/2012 10:17:43 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF - Sometimes I need an expert opinion")
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To: EveningStar

I enjoyed it much


39 posted on 08/31/2012 1:26:56 AM PDT by dangus
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To: MHGinTN

Miss Hissy Slashy does stuff like that. She is a smart girl, and she knows exactly how to get my attention by doing something she knows is wrong.

She will scratch the basement door or try to open cupboards.

As soon as I move (my chair squeaks, the poor thing), she immediately runs over to me for pets and praise.

I think I may have done something backward when reinforcing her behavior. Ya think? Maybe?

But I love her.


40 posted on 08/31/2012 4:59:49 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: KC_Lion

Eddy Haskell. ;-)


41 posted on 08/31/2012 5:02:15 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lady Jag

Wut? What does that mean, “live without cats?” I don’t understand what you are trying to say. ;-)


42 posted on 08/31/2012 5:09:57 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

Indeed they do, and they are innocent as a new-born kitten, even the mischievous ones.


43 posted on 08/31/2012 5:16:47 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

My grandfather had a kitty who rang a bell he hung from the front door handle when she wanted outside. He was well trained to get up from his rocker and open the front door for her. So well trained that she started using that bell whenever she wanted him to do something in the kitchen.


44 posted on 08/31/2012 6:03:55 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: MHGinTN

Yep. They’re not so dumb as they look, LOLOL!


45 posted on 08/31/2012 6:06:55 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Or so they would have us believe. ;^)


46 posted on 08/31/2012 6:13:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I do believe.


47 posted on 08/31/2012 6:34:48 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: stylecouncilor; silent_jonny

LMAO!! These are hilarious! Have you seen Buttermilk the goat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ


48 posted on 08/31/2012 6:41:47 AM PDT by retrokitten
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To: TheOldLady

What I said. We can’t live without cats. What’s confusing about that?


49 posted on 08/31/2012 8:29:35 AM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL! Sorry! I just can’t understand the expression, “live without cats,” is all. It doesn’t
compute. I can’t get my brain around it. It’s far too bizarre a concept. Is it even English?
It’s an odd string of meaningless letters. Beyond comprehension. Completely unfathomable.

Oh look! Miss Hissy Slashy is sleeping next to Shadow! I think they finally made up again.


50 posted on 08/31/2012 8:43:43 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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