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To: Kartographer
Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter,

Is this intended to be worded wrong ?

Isn't it supposed to be "cut through butter with a hot knife" ?

3 posted on 09/04/2012 5:29:44 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (Any man may make a mistake ; none but a fool will persist in it . { Latin proverb })
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Is this intended to be worded wrong ? Isn't it supposed to be "cut through butter with a hot knife" ?

Stand back - someone's about to get a roundhouse kick to the face!

4 posted on 09/04/2012 5:34:40 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

Guess you’ve never heard an Chuck Norris facts?

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.

The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.


5 posted on 09/04/2012 5:36:19 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

Chuck Norris can count to infinity - twice.


7 posted on 09/04/2012 5:45:48 PM PDT by time4good
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

For you further education and entertainment you may also want to do a Google image search on ‘chuck norris meme’ ;)


16 posted on 09/04/2012 5:58:12 PM PDT by battousai (Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Actually here's a good one ;)


19 posted on 09/04/2012 6:00:17 PM PDT by battousai (Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


22 posted on 09/04/2012 6:00:43 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

ahahaha - NO - it’s not worded wrong -

you should read this list
Enjoy

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts


38 posted on 09/04/2012 7:15:09 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does....)
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