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I shot 2 under yesterday (using Obama jobs math)

Posted on 09/06/2012 9:37:39 AM PDT by SarahPalin2012

Started off with double bogey and had several bogeys and shot a total of 84, but on holes #7 through #9, I went birdie, par, birdie.

If Obama can claim 4.5 million jobs added (because during one brief time in his presidency if you looked at just a few months that was the math -- even then very questionable math) -- even if the TOTAL net change of jobs was in excess of 400,000 lost during his entire presidency -- well, then I shot 2-under yesterday.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: golf; obama; vanity

1 posted on 09/06/2012 9:37:44 AM PDT by SarahPalin2012
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To: SarahPalin2012

You obviously didn’t take all your mulligans (per shot), which are allowed under the new obama math.


2 posted on 09/06/2012 9:44:24 AM PDT by gotribe
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To: SarahPalin2012

You obviously didn’t take all your mulligans (per shot), which are allowed under the new obama math.


3 posted on 09/06/2012 9:44:41 AM PDT by gotribe
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To: gotribe

Don’t you get a “close enough” on any putt within 10’ also?


4 posted on 09/06/2012 9:51:39 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
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To: SarahPalin2012

If you THOUGHT ABOUT a hole-in-one that counts too!


5 posted on 09/06/2012 9:53:38 AM PDT by Mr. K ("The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum [of good]")
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To: SarahPalin2012
i shoot in the high 70's low 80's... anything warmer than that and it's just tooo hot to play for me
6 posted on 09/06/2012 10:44:16 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: SarahPalin2012

Hell, using Obama’s unemployment standards, I won the US Open recently (because I don’t even TRY to play golf)!


7 posted on 09/06/2012 10:45:07 AM PDT by ExTxMarine (PRAYER: It's the only HOPE for real CHANGE in America!)
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To: SarahPalin2012

I regularly shoot my age - 56.

On the front nine.


8 posted on 09/06/2012 11:08:44 AM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik (In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
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To: SarahPalin2012

Don’t forget - you can also subtract all shots where you were no longer trying to get the ball into the hole (IE drives on the longer holes, etc.)

Heck you probably shot closer to 10 or 15 under.


9 posted on 09/06/2012 11:31:13 AM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: absolootezer0

Absolutely. But no one else gets to. That the oblunder way.


10 posted on 09/06/2012 5:39:03 PM PDT by gotribe
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