Skip to comments.No, really,: Govt warns of 'zombie apocalypse'
Posted on 09/07/2012 2:40:55 PM PDT by spaced
"The zombies are coming!" the Homeland Security Department says. Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you're prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.
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Eh. Its a marketing campaign for emergency preparedness ... no different than people around here that store food, water, ammunition, etc. for a rainy day. We’ve been around long enough to know that its eventually gonna rain. It always rains at some point.
Not a terrible idea.
“The theory: If you’re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.’
I already work with a bunch of zombies.
Ok, guess you need an AR then.
Not the smartest public health campaign.
They must want us to stock up on ammo and get in more range time.
What type of gun is the DHS recommending we get as part of their hypothetical disaster preparation. I know they keen on hollow point ammo.
OK, everybody, let's not clue these people in that the "zombies" represent the "99 percenters" and the rampaging flash mobs of urban yutes sure to make the streets unpleasant when Obama goes down to a humiliating defeat.
Because then they'd realize that it's racist to make fun of the zombies, and Eric Holder would have to arrest Janet Napolitano for a hate crime.
We were warned decades ago.. some may not be old enough to remember.
A physician familiar with the threat: . . . you see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."
Bob Hope: you mean like Democrats?
I don’t know what DHS recommends, but Ruger makes this:
I’d prefer a higher capacity and higher caliber.
This week in Charlotte was the largest concentration of zombies in history.
They think the US is made up of 15-20 year olds. Yet, those are
Not the age group to take warning to an emergency preparation announcements. Their staff needs some professionals on board and less interns trying to be cool.
Vote me into the Whitehouse in November and I would be worse than their worst nightmares. We have children pretending to run this country.
We have Zombies running the government
God help us.
I couldn't agree more. Zombies indeed.
***This week in Charlotte was the largest concentration of zombies in history.***
Perfect opening for that Bob Hope film clip which I don’t have.
‘And, as soon as you get prepared, we’ll put you on the terrorist watch list...’
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