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Ugly American Cars (My Vanity Rant)
count-your-change | 9/9/2012 | count-your-change

Posted on 09/09/2012 9:23:53 AM PDT by count-your-change

It's that time of year. The auto dealers face a wave of 2013 vehicles and must clear out the 2012 models to make room and avoid the inventory tax where it exists. Pretty much the same as last year and if you're in the market for a car you might be able to strike a good deal for brand new one year old car.

But one thing you might have trouble finding is an American auto that is NOT just plain ugly. Ugly and uninspired, ugly and bland, ugly and really ugly seems to be the rule.

I offer in evidence the 2013 Chevrolet Spark. No, I won't post a picture, I'll have mercy on the people that love the classics.

Firstly the front end looks like most other econo thumpers in the $15,000 range, squinty eye, swept back head lights and an overly busy grill area framed in plastic. PLastic! I'm sure it would hold up to an impact with cotton candy fairly well but anything tougher will require a call to your insurance agent.

Open the door and experience the true ugliness of today's offerings: Their tiny entrances. All you have to do is turn backwards, bend double and hope your knees will bend enough to allow you to drag your feet in. Wonderful! Now try getting out.

Moving to the rear of the typical new car gives the impression that the designers just gave up and tried to get the thing finished so they could leave early at the end of the week. Just hit the computer key that says, "Add some lights and acres of plastic" and punch out for the weekend.

But one may object, "You get what what you pay for." You sure do!

Consider the 2013 Chevrolet Corvette. The same squinty eye, wrap around head lights and the rest of the cars exterior a study in blandness, a bar of soap worn down to roundness with a couple of tail lights to keep the drivers behind from falling asleep just looking at the car.

For this you can pay handsomely, up to a hundred grand if you're a wealthy masochist or believe the slinky women in the commercial will ignore your double chins and "portly" avoirdupois. In case they don't the car does go fast so you'll be able to leave that embarrassing situation quickly and feel the breeze in your Hair Club for Men.

Me? The last car that I truly enjoyed driving and found really comfortable was my 1975 Ford LTD. It was big, heavy, feared no car on the road and ate at least one Fiat. And it had character by the ton.

If I were inclined to spend fifteen to twenty grand on a car today I would find one of the older models that were like Cleopatra's barge on wheels and have it restored or at least made serviceable.

The ugliness, the blandness, the uninspired sameness of today's auto designs is, what I believe, drives the popularity of the restoration market. What else would drive a person to pay thousands of dollars for a rusty, thirty or forty year old car and spend tens of thousands of dollars restoring it to its new condition when it sold for under three thousand dollars?

I would go kick a new car's tires but I'm afraid one kick might total it.


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There are some exceptions to the ugliness of the new car designs but they are the exception.

Can anyone imagine some future car collector looking back with affection for the classic lines of a Chevrolet Aztec like I do for the '34 Cord?

1 posted on 09/09/2012 9:23:56 AM PDT by count-your-change
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To: count-your-change

No car has had classic lines after 1972.Ugly is the trend style is gone.


2 posted on 09/09/2012 9:27:29 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: count-your-change

Hopefully the US car makers don’t ever make them as ugly as the riceburners.


3 posted on 09/09/2012 9:27:37 AM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: count-your-change
The big A pillars(air bags) slit trench windows(high belt line due to compliance with europeaon safety regs make for ugly cars IMO.

Look at the new Taurus, freaking ugly.

Simply lowering the beltline (the line that extends the length of the car and defines the window body demarkation) 5 inches would make this a pretty decent looking car.

4 posted on 09/09/2012 9:31:29 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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I hate to say it but I agree with the Top Gear UK hosts. America produces an occasional (Highly overpriced) bright automotive spark but its primarily a long dreary line of nothing. I personally think the muscle cars of the mid 60s to mid 70s were awesome.

That said, I'd still love to have an Aston Martin.

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5 posted on 09/09/2012 9:31:32 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: count-your-change

I remember in the old days, there used to be some excitement in the fall, as the new cars were introduced for the new model year.

And, often there would be interesting styling changes for the new model year. But not anymore. Maybe it’s just me, but it’s hard nowadays to tell a Ford from a Chevy from a Nissan to a Honda, or to tell a 2001 model from a 2008 model of any vehicle out there.


6 posted on 09/09/2012 9:31:41 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Proud2BeRight

I’ve had ricers’ since high school. Burned my money from summer work souping them up. Had no problems getting girls. It’s when I drove a Chevy my social life went down LOL


7 posted on 09/09/2012 9:35:31 AM PDT by max americana (Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
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To: count-your-change

Toyota, while not technically a US name plate, has gone ugly. The best looking vehicle in their line up IMO is the Tacoma pick up. And that aint sayin much.


8 posted on 09/09/2012 9:37:11 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Vaduz

I still like the last of the Ford Crown Victoria’s and Lincoln Town Cars. Too bad they don’t make them anymore.


9 posted on 09/09/2012 9:37:14 AM PDT by Nakota
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I still love the 69 charger. would love to have a General. Photobucket
10 posted on 09/09/2012 9:38:01 AM PDT by barmag25
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To: Dilbert San Diego
it’s hard ... to tell a 2001 model from a 2008 model of any vehicle out there.
I drive a 2006 Lincoln Zephyr and except for some very subtle changes, it looks just like every new release right through 2012.
11 posted on 09/09/2012 9:39:03 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

You are correct...add to that, fall television programs...TV guide did a brisk business in September back in the day.


12 posted on 09/09/2012 9:39:30 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (The Obamas = rude, crude and socially unacceptable)
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To: count-your-change

Old guy-itis. My father couldn’t stand the sleeker lines of 1960’s cars. He never understood why the pregnant elephant look of 1940’s and 1950’s cars went out of style. Except for the 80’s, I think cars have just gotten better looking with each passing decade.


13 posted on 09/09/2012 9:40:20 AM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: Nakota
This looks almost exactly like my first car. I paid $300 for it in about 1983.

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14 posted on 09/09/2012 9:42:00 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: barmag25
Lets analyze why this is a good looking car:
  1. Small a-pillars
  2. Coupe with big doors
  3. Low beltline
  4. Decent amount of glass, not to much
  5. Rear deck and front deck about the same size, balance
  6. Rear wheel drive
  7. Coke bottle hips

Detroit it isn't that hard to figure out, just dust off the old blue prints and start upgrading technoogy...

15 posted on 09/09/2012 9:42:39 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

I still think my 1940 Ford coupe was beautiful. I also got to talk with a a 83 year old woman that was driving a 1925 chopped and channeled Dodge P/U with a most bodacious hemi in it, that was also beautiful.


16 posted on 09/09/2012 9:42:56 AM PDT by gunner03
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To: count-your-change

Wow, I find Asian cars bland and overrated.

But its a free country and spend your money however you want to.

Me I will buy American cars.


17 posted on 09/09/2012 9:43:59 AM PDT by desertfreedom765
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18 posted on 09/09/2012 9:46:29 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: central_va

I’ve never understood why American cars and trucks have the ugliest grilles. It’s like the designers have a disease that’s unique to Americans.


19 posted on 09/09/2012 9:48:02 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: desertfreedom765

I was going to point that out...to my eyes, Hondas and Toyotas are by far the most dull cars on the road. I wonder if they’re deliberately marketing the Civic and Camry to people who just want to drive as little as possible and mope about it when they have to.


20 posted on 09/09/2012 9:49:17 AM PDT by Windcatcher (Obama is a COMMUNIST and the MSM is his armband-wearing propaganda machine.)
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