Shakira pregnant with 1st child

Yahoo! News ^ | 9/19/12 | AP

[NormsRevenge]

NEW YORK (AP) — Shakira is pregnant with her first child.

The 35-year-old pop superstar posted on her website Wednesday that she and 25-year-old boyfriend Gerard Pique "are very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby." Pique, who is from Barcelona, is a soccer player for FC Barcelona.

[NormsRevenge]

a soccer player, figures.. I'm surprised she held her hips still long enough to uhhh.. childbirth should be interesting.

[La Lydia]

Pictures of her on TV y Novelas website/Facebook page.

[Yosemitest]

I guess that will end this.

[nothingnew]

Thanks for posting this. It should be moved to "Breaking News".

FMCDH(BITS)

[SeminoleCounty]

Shakira is hot....but sings like an ostrich who just got its legs crush in a Land Rover accident.

Pretty soon...her belly won’t lie, either

[Da Coyote]

Who?

As if any grownup gives a smelly Omama.

[Happy Rain]

So when is the wedding?

Oh, that's right—there is no stigma anymore in having a bastard...

...that's when we started slouching to Gomorrah.

[OldSmaj]

I cannot think of anything that I give less of a rat's ass about.

Unless it's the current activities of Sasquatch, aka Michelle Obama.

[vladimir998]

That’s okay. You were never going to get near that anyway.

[Yosemitest]

I never expected to. But it IS sheer poetry in motion.

[MamaDearest]

Back in March or so Obama named Shakira to the Hispanic Education Commission.

She'll be able to teach people about celebrities shacking up and having children out of wedlock. Her bio indicates she was raised as a Catholic.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Who?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I’m glad that she is having her first child. I would worry if she was having her first goat.

[Revolting cat!]

I thought she was dead.

[Revolting cat!]

Has the unlucky father been found yet?

[Gay State Conservative]

I'm from Barcelona....

[Cronos]

I think she sounds better in Spanish