Seminole man calls 911 because daughter refuses to get him beer

http://www.tampabay.com/ ^

[jakerobins]

SEMINOLE — The man told authorities he needed a help with a domestic situation.

But deep down, all he apparently wanted was a beer.

Pinellas deputies said that late Thursday night they got a 911 call from Seminole resident Robert Hagerman, 56.

Hagerman said he needed help because his daughter was hitting him, throwing things and using drugs.

Deputies arrived shortly after 11 p.m. Father and daughter were both home. Hagerman, however, was "very intoxicated and uncooperative," a report said.

[jakerobins]

Well.... As much as running out of beer is an emergency. Calling 911 was going too far! LOL....

[day10]

Beer ping......

[sauropod]

What else are daughters for?

Beer girl!

[Emperor Palpatine]

Dogs, too.

[kimchi lover]

Probably a 0 voter.

[Cicero]

Well, it’s a daughter’s duty to get her father a beer from the refrigerator. But I think it’s going a bit far to expect her to go to the nearest market and buy him a beer.

[elcid1970]

“....his daughter was hitting him, throwing things and using drugs.”

All at the same time. Now that’s multitasking!

;^)

[dfwgator]

Calling 911 was going too far!

When it comes to beer, you can NEVER go too far.

[MasterGunner01]

"Ossifer . . . would ya bring me another beer? This one’s about out." [Belch]

Another “hold ma beer and watch dis” moment brought to you by Budweiser.

[Safetgiver]

Geez, buy a dog and train him.

[RightWingConspirator]

My thought exactly. I’m surprised the nitwit didn’t ask the 911 dispatcher to send over an EMT with a beer.

[Iron Munro]

Remote Control Beer Throwing Fridge

[Slings and Arrows]

If it wasn't Flori-duh, it would be news.

[JRios1968]

Well.... As much as running out of beer is an emergency. Calling 911 was going too far!

Everyone knows you're only supposed to call 911 to complain about fast-food drive-throughs.

[mowowie]

When i was an underage teenager we used to have taxi’s pick up our beer.

[Daffynition]

[Revolting cat!]

[Cincinatus]

There, ya see? That’s the problem with training dogs to do this — you ask them for a beer and they bring you back a Budweiser.

[Molon Labbie]

“Girl done got uppity jus cuz I told her she was the best kisser in the whole county...kids these days just don’t mind their elders..”