NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week 4 Almost Never Wrong on this side, Porn Free Picks]

ESPN ^ | 9-25-12 | Bender2

[Bender2]

Week 4 Games as follows:
THU, SEP 27 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Cleveland at Baltimore 8:20 PM NFL Tickets M&T Bank Stadium
SUN, SEP 30 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Carolina at Atlanta 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Georgia Dome
New England at Buffalo 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Ralph Wilson Stadium
Minnesota at Detroit 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Ford Field
San Diego at Kansas City 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Arrowhead Stadium
Seattle at St. Louis 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Edward Jones Dome
San Francisco at NY Jets 1:00 PM FOX Tickets MetLife Stadium
Tennessee at Houston 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Reliant Stadium
Miami at Arizona 4:05 PM CBS Tickets U of Phoenix Stadium
Cincinnati at Jacksonville 4:05 PM CBS Tickets EverBank Field
Oakland at Denver 4:05 PM CBS Tickets Sports Authority Field at Mile High
New Orleans at Green Bay 4:25 PM FOX Tickets Lambeau Field
Washington at Tampa Bay 4:25 PM FOX Tickets Raymond James Stadium
NY Giants at Philadelphia 8:20 PM NBC Tickets Lincoln Financial Field
MON, OCT 1 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Chicago at Dallas 8:30 PM Tickets Cowboys Stadium
·Bye: Indianapolis, Pittsburgh

[Bender2]

Thursday night it will be Cleveland 9 at Baltimore 27: Hitch says Baltimore could beat the Brownstains even if the played real Black Byrds—

Sunday's games start with Carolina 24 at Atlanta 35: Yeah, Cam will be sulking some more—

New England 27 at Buffalo 24: Brady gets back on the bandwagon—

Minnesota 20 at Detroit 13: Hate to pick the Viqueens! I really do hate it!

San Diego 24 at Kansas City 28: My Old Dallas Texans in Chiefs gear get back on the warpath at 2 and 2--

Seattle 99 at St. Louis 0: The Replacement Refs really get going—

San Francisco 16 at NY Jets 24: Jet lag and a touch of Tebow bite the 69ers right in the YMCA!

Tennessee 10 at Houston 35: Allegra's Texicans just keep on rolling on and on—

Miami 17 at Arizona 31: The Phins learn what ‘Rough as a Kolb” means—

Cincinnati 27 at Jacksonville 13: TCU North gets a win—

Oakland 14 at Denver 31: Old Man Manning runs Seven's Thugs by the Bay off his grass!

New Orleans 13 at Green Bay 28: old big’s Packer score 10 TDs, but the Replacement Refs only allow 4 to count—

Washington 21 at Tampa Bay 24: RG3’s baying at the moon won't work in Tampa—

NY Giants 42 at Philadelphia 13: Big Blue tears Vick and new one and feeds it to the dogs—

Indy and the Stoolers are bi-sexual this week but that surely doesn't surprise anyone—

And Monday night Chicago 20 at Dallas 27: JerryWorld is rocking as my Boys win one at the buzzer—

[Bender2]

Okay, y'all turn to pick... I got martinis to drink--

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Oh wise and all-knowing bender, who will win Saturday’s Baylor vs. WVU game?

[bigheadfred]

I don’t know if porn free applies to the NFL after watching Green Bay getting screwed like that last night.

[freedumb2003]

You better add 10 pts per game for the refs handed to the home team.

[grayeagle]

The NFL just announced it supports the outcome of the MNF game.

This season is, as far as I am concerned, null and void.

I would rather was “Heidi” than the rest of this season.

[Bender2]

Re: Oh wise and all-knowing bender, who will win Saturday’s Baylor vs. WVU game?

Okay, Triple 6, for old time Southwest Conference sake, I'll say De Bears will chew and chew and chew... but Mountaineers are just too tough a mouth full to digest-- WVU 27 - RG3's Old Team 17

And in that spirit, I see the Aggies getting a roadkill meal... out of Saturday's game with the Razorbacks and not even have to leave home. Texas A&M 31 - UArk 24

Now, the martinis are gaining on me... so later, gator--

[mc5cents]

Never mind this weeks games. Who do you think won LAST nights game?!

[tshaun]

Turn your TV’s off on Sunday anybody who continues to watch this half ass amateur garbage is an idiot.

[Bender2]

Re: I would rather was “Heidi” than the rest of this season.

Können Sie mir sagen... was genau ist ein Ersatz-Schiedsrichter?

Thanks, grayeagle, I need to be reminded of "Heidi" like I need... another knee operation!

[Bender2]

Re: Who do you think won LAST nights game?

Gadzooks! Don't ya know... the game was called on the account of excess vibration as Vince Lombardi corpse was turning over at about 25,000 RPMs--

[Bender2]

Re: Turn your TV’s off on Sunday anybody who continues to watch this half ass amateur garbage is an idiot

No, tshaun... I think you have pretty well established here that those that post on threads they hate... with strict instructions to do only as the say are the true idiots--

[nhwingut]

Brady, Rodgers and Brees are a combined 2-7. Who’d have thunk it.

[rawcatslyentist]

I'd rather pick my nose than watch a bunch of sweaty steroided gangsta millionaires playing grab ass.

Now if they let the cheerleaders play I'm in!

[campaignPete R-CT]

i added keywords so peeple can find uz.

is it another week already?

[campaignPete R-CT]

my pick for THUR is BALT over CLEVE
9/27 8:20 ET At Baltimore -13 Cleveland

my sure winner is BALT
my sure loser is TENN

[big'ol_freeper]

My unreplaceable prognostications for this week:

The Dodo Birds over the Clowns
The Dirty Birds over the Punters
The Patriots over the Bisons
The Vicekings over the Kitties
The Oilers over Midgets
The Charredburgers over the Thiefs
The 69ers over the Prop Planes
The Seasparrows over the Lambs
The Buzzards over the Guppies
The Mules over the Traitors
The Jagwursts over the Bungles
The Packers over the Taints
The Buccos over the Deadskins
The Bagels over the Gnats
The Cowdroppings over the Barlies

[Rocky]

Oilers over Midgets? Them’s fightin’ words.

[Bender2]

Re:

gadzooks, big! I hope that doesn't mean... you are pushing up daisies?

No... not entirely--

[big'ol_freeper]

Why Bend, surely he is not