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Reckless Driver Tells Cop Squirrel Was Eating Him
Houston Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Posted on 09/26/2012 12:23:26 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Edited on 09/26/2012 12:51:16 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Slings and Arrows
To: nickcarraway
I just hate it when that happens!!!!!
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posted on
09/26/2012 12:25:28 PM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eatl my dog!)
To: nickcarraway
This story is just nuts....
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posted on
09/26/2012 12:28:28 PM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: nickcarraway
...yeah, the old “I got a squirrel in my pants” trick...
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posted on
09/26/2012 12:29:25 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
To quote General Anthony McAuliffe: "Nuts!"
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posted on
09/26/2012 12:30:49 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
("Government is the only thing that we all belong to"=implicit repeal of the 13th amendment for all.)
To: nickcarraway
Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival.
'nough said.
/johnny
To: nickcarraway
Reckless Driver Tells Cop Squirrel Was Eating Him
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Dam! Squirrels are into Bath Salts now?
We are so screwed.
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posted on
09/26/2012 12:31:20 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: nickcarraway
♫ ... saving his raisins for Sunday? ♫
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posted on
09/26/2012 12:34:00 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Obama gives us the gift of downward mobility)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
09/26/2012 12:43:44 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: nickcarraway
There I was driving one night after one too many. When I left the bar I was feeling great but something told me I should have taken a cab home that night. A few minutes after putting it in drive something just kept eating at me...
Little did I know that night Animal Kingdom would have its say it my DUI arrest.
Hammy! You’re fired!
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posted on
09/26/2012 12:50:57 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: Tijeras_Slim
The first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.
I challenge anyone to read "The Squirrel Grenade" out loud to an audience without cracking up. I've tried it several times and it is impossible.
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posted on
09/26/2012 12:58:13 PM PDT
by
Stonewall Jackson
("I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.")
To: nickcarraway
Nickaphobia:Fear of a squirrel running up your pants leg.
Johnny Carson
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posted on
09/26/2012 1:37:49 PM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: Vaduz
Did Moose have any comment?
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posted on
09/26/2012 2:07:32 PM PDT
by
Delta Dawn
(The whole truth.)
To: nickcarraway
So the guy should have squirrel bites to show the Cop.
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posted on
09/26/2012 2:32:40 PM PDT
by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: PoloSec
A squirrel bit my sister once.
Squirrel bites can be nasty.
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posted on
09/26/2012 2:55:51 PM PDT
by
DYngbld
(I have read the back of the Book and we WIN!!!!)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
09/26/2012 3:17:53 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
In Houston, it’s OK to drive if you have a squirrel to vouch for you.
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posted on
09/26/2012 3:20:29 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
“Let me introduce you to Thor, our K-9 Officer.”
“Ouchouchouch! Now the dog’s eating me!”
“No he’s not! He’s doing his sworn duty to protect you from man-eating squirrels.”
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posted on
09/26/2012 3:24:33 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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