Dude, sorry if I offended you. But, I cannot ignore the preponderance of the types I see with them laced atop their Mini Coopers, Audis, and VWs here in N Georgia....usually two guys, close-cropped hair, definitely NOT soldiers...gay, gay, gay and some more anticipatory wet-gay....
If yer gonna go kayaking, you should at least invest in a T-shirt, ball cap, or bumper sticker that says something like “Ass, grass, or beer - no free rides” (Oh,oh, oh!... and a picture of a hot chick instead of some dude)......
Ha! It’s cool. I know the type you mean. You see them in NC, too, in the Asheville area. Kayak in that context is interchangable for bike.
What if it’s a chick doing the kayaking? I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m hot, but as far as I know I’ve never blinded anyone, and I love to kayak...with the kayak I bought at Gander Mountain.