Amazon being flooded with hilarious reviews for binders *VANITY*

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[rarestia]

Go to Amazon.com, search for binders. Click on almost any link and scroll to the Customer Reviews sections.

[rarestia]

Apparently the binder phenomenon is becoming viral!

[rarestia]

585 of 617 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars

No women in it
October 17, 2012
By Moi

On CNN, some guy named “Mitt” said that binders were full of women. Being lonely and single I bought several of these binders and had them shipped overnight. While they are quality binders, I was dismayed to find no women in any of the dozen binders I ordered. I will be returning them.

[sodpoodle]

Bet that’s Billy Bubba Clinton;)

[VanDeKoik]

I love it!

We are taking it over and making the left look like clowns!

[DuncanWaring]

Probably Laz.

[rarestia]

I think this is a HUGE kick in the shins of Obama and his campaign. It was a ridiculous comment to take out of context and use as a weapon. It’s a big rubber chicken that they’re wielding like a sword.

[Doctor 2Brains]

“It was a ridiculous comment to take out of context and use as a weapon.”

It was THE MOST RIDICULOUS such attack I’ve ever seen. It’s simply not to be believed, and talk about showing desperation! Good God! These people are amazing.

[PA Engineer]

It’s a big yellow rubber chicken that they’re wielding like a sword.

[Brookhaven]

Do the economy binders contain cheap women?

[Taffini]

desperation.

I’d rather see the idiotic Halloween style binder costumes than code “pink” va-ja-jas any day—high school stuff

[rarestia]

Some of the 3” binders apparently get quite heavy...

[Taffini]

I wonder if Candy was ever in anyone’s binder

[knittnmom]

I like puns, so I enjoyed this one: "Maybe it's just my women, but they don't seem to want to fit into the space I've designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn't seem to slow them down anymore.

I'm going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her. "

[CMailBag]

[Lucky9teen]

4.0 out of 5 stars A Legitimate Binder, October 18, 2012
By
Sue Ellen Crandell (pittsburgh, pa usa) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Avery Economy Binder with 1-Inch Round Ring, Black, 1 Binder (3301) (Office Product)
I am so excited to order this binder! My husband said that I’ve been doing such a great job of cutting out of work early to serve him meat and potatoes all these years, and he’s finally letting me upgrade from a 2-ring without pockets to a binder with 3 rings and two pockets! The pockets excite me the most. I plan to use the left pocket to hold my resume which will highlight my strongest skills which include but are not limited to laughing while eating yogurt. The right pocket will be great for keeping my stash of aspirin, in case of emergencies when I need to hold it between my knees.

[Taffini]

“Do the economy binders contain cheap women?”

sounds like a question only Laz could answer with any authority. I’m sure he has a range of binders on his shelf.

[Taffini]

lol

[Salamander]

These are truly the -only- binders suitable for containing women.

http://www.amazon.com/Better%C2%AE-View-Binder-D-rings-Staples/dp/B0052VWOP6/ref=sr_1_1?s=office-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1350590423&sr=1-1

Have at ‘em.

:)

[Taffini]

Men should buy 2, one for ex-girlfriends and one for ex-wives.

[MamaDearest]

The binder reviews on Amazon are hysterically funny. Democrats have kicked themselves in the nads with this attempt against Romney! Democrats are exhibiting (and Obama particularly with his "binder" spiels today) very childish and not deserving of the presidency.