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Amazon being flooded with hilarious reviews for binders *VANITY*
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Posted on 10/18/2012 12:35:00 PM PDT by rarestia

Go to Amazon.com, search for binders. Click on almost any link and scroll to the Customer Reviews sections.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: amazon; bindergate; binders
Apparently the binder phenomenon is becoming viral!
1 posted on 10/18/2012 12:35:04 PM PDT by rarestia
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To: rarestia

585 of 617 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars

No women in it
October 17, 2012
By Moi

On CNN, some guy named “Mitt” said that binders were full of women. Being lonely and single I bought several of these binders and had them shipped overnight. While they are quality binders, I was dismayed to find no women in any of the dozen binders I ordered. I will be returning them.


2 posted on 10/18/2012 12:35:58 PM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: rarestia

Bet that’s Billy Bubba Clinton;)


3 posted on 10/18/2012 12:37:57 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: rarestia

I love it!

We are taking it over and making the left look like clowns!


4 posted on 10/18/2012 12:42:59 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: rarestia; Lazamataz

Probably Laz.


5 posted on 10/18/2012 12:43:42 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: VanDeKoik

I think this is a HUGE kick in the shins of Obama and his campaign. It was a ridiculous comment to take out of context and use as a weapon. It’s a big rubber chicken that they’re wielding like a sword.


6 posted on 10/18/2012 12:44:47 PM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: rarestia

“It was a ridiculous comment to take out of context and use as a weapon.”

It was THE MOST RIDICULOUS such attack I’ve ever seen. It’s simply not to be believed, and talk about showing desperation! Good God! These people are amazing.


7 posted on 10/18/2012 12:51:38 PM PDT by Doctor 2Brains (If the government were Paris Hilton, it could not score a free drink in a bar full of lonely sailors)
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To: rarestia
It’s a big yellow rubber chicken that they’re wielding like a sword.
8 posted on 10/18/2012 12:52:27 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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To: rarestia

Do the economy binders contain cheap women?


9 posted on 10/18/2012 12:55:19 PM PDT by Brookhaven (The Democratic Party has become the Beclowning Party)
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To: Doctor 2Brains

desperation.

I’d rather see the idiotic Halloween style binder costumes than code “pink” va-ja-jas any day—high school stuff


10 posted on 10/18/2012 12:55:45 PM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: Brookhaven

Some of the 3” binders apparently get quite heavy...


11 posted on 10/18/2012 12:56:33 PM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: rarestia

I wonder if Candy was ever in anyone’s binder


12 posted on 10/18/2012 12:57:55 PM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: rarestia
I like puns, so I enjoyed this one: "Maybe it's just my women, but they don't seem to want to fit into the space I've designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn't seem to slow them down anymore.

I'm going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her. "

13 posted on 10/18/2012 12:58:59 PM PDT by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: rarestia
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14 posted on 10/18/2012 12:59:18 PM PDT by CMailBag
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To: rarestia

4.0 out of 5 stars A Legitimate Binder, October 18, 2012
By
Sue Ellen Crandell (pittsburgh, pa usa) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Avery Economy Binder with 1-Inch Round Ring, Black, 1 Binder (3301) (Office Product)
I am so excited to order this binder! My husband said that I’ve been doing such a great job of cutting out of work early to serve him meat and potatoes all these years, and he’s finally letting me upgrade from a 2-ring without pockets to a binder with 3 rings and two pockets! The pockets excite me the most. I plan to use the left pocket to hold my resume which will highlight my strongest skills which include but are not limited to laughing while eating yogurt. The right pocket will be great for keeping my stash of aspirin, in case of emergencies when I need to hold it between my knees.


15 posted on 10/18/2012 12:59:32 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Brookhaven

“Do the economy binders contain cheap women?”

sounds like a question only Laz could answer with any authority. I’m sure he has a range of binders on his shelf.


16 posted on 10/18/2012 1:01:37 PM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: Lucky9teen

lol


17 posted on 10/18/2012 1:03:52 PM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: rarestia

These are truly the -only- binders suitable for containing women.

http://www.amazon.com/Better%C2%AE-View-Binder-D-rings-Staples/dp/B0052VWOP6/ref=sr_1_1?s=office-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1350590423&sr=1-1

Have at ‘em.

:)


18 posted on 10/18/2012 1:04:23 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

Men should buy 2, one for ex-girlfriends and one for ex-wives.


19 posted on 10/18/2012 1:10:07 PM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: rarestia
The binder reviews on Amazon are hysterically funny. Democrats have kicked themselves in the nads with this attempt against Romney! Democrats are exhibiting (and Obama particularly with his "binder" spiels today) very childish and not deserving of the presidency.
20 posted on 10/18/2012 1:11:44 PM PDT by MamaDearest
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To: Taffini

They come in about 6 colors, including neons so cataloging their wimmens should be a breeze...:)


21 posted on 10/18/2012 1:19:02 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.)
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To: Taffini

I wonder if they have binders to fit this?

http://www.amazon.com/Big-Bird-Female-Adult-12/dp/B0095MVE0O/ref=sr_1_9?s=office-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1350591452&sr=1-9&keywords=big+bird


22 posted on 10/18/2012 1:21:25 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.)
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To: rarestia

Wonder what size binder the regime uses to put all of their prepared, random debate questions in.


23 posted on 10/18/2012 1:22:55 PM PDT by Jane Long (Soli Deo Gloria!)
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To: rarestia

Very nice Binder! But I will have to return since I bought this to hold all of the women that were refused contraception. That is all I keep hearing about so I thought it would be prudent to buy several. Well lo and behold, I could not come up with a single women who was refused contraception. Not even my financially struggling college age daughters or their female friends. So, unfortunately, the binders will have to go back UNUSED!


I tend to deal with a fair amount of women in both my personal and professional life and I struggle with keeping them secured within the standard 1” binders. I bought this on a whim in the hopes that I could possibly go from roughly 15 women per 1” binder to possibly 20. These binders are indeed heavy-duty, and with the 2-inch binder I can easily fit 35 women for each binder. The clear pocket allows me to make cover pages and easily organize by hair color, body type, culinary skills, and general moodiness. I did not give this 5 stars because I did notice that the inner pocket tends to stretch after a fair amount of use, particularly with the larger framed female group. Overall, I would recommend this for anyone seeking a more durable and permanent solution for the organization, selection, and storage of women into binders.


I bought this to help me organize my inventory of women. I had been using the Avery 1” binders and found them too small to accommodate the fairly large number of women I maintain.

PROS:
-Tough! Some of my women are really feisty. This binder has survived some of the most ornery gals. The rings inside are as good as new!
-Lots of space. Some of my women need to be kept separated, especially when it’s their “time of month.” I can tuck `em away with dividers and, even if it’s a bit overfull, it can still handle the extra stress.
-Organization is great. There are 4 separate pockets to store my loose women.

CONS:
-My main issue is that the pockets are so wide that my women will occasionally slide to one side during a rough ride, but it’s purely an aesthetic annoyance.


I love, love LOVE this thing! But it’s more than just for women!

In my yellow one, I keep my binder full of under-age chinese sweatshop workers. As more and more of my corporate interests move over there, you have NO idea how handy it makes it for me to get a competitive edge by having this binder at my fingertips.

In my brown one I am able to keep my binder full of illegal immigrants so that when one of my properties needs yard work done - boom! There’s my answer.

As Captains of Industry, we can never have too many binders. Now if only they’d bring back slavery, I’d have a use for my black one.


I looked high and low for this black version. I had ordered the white binder full of black women. Long story short, they sent me an empty white binder and accused me of stealing their white women. They said the binder wasn’t empty. Paid for that for a long time. Glad to have found this black binder. All I can say is I aint never going back. These women are awesome. You can’t stack as many of them in here as you can the white one, you know. But you don’t need as many of them either.


As an intern on the Romney 2012 election campaign, I was tasked with procuring binders for Governor Romney. While these binders are well made, attractive and reasonably priced, and while I’m sure they would make an excellent choice for those wishing to store written or printed documentation in a secure and easily accessible manner, they are unfortunately too small to put women in.


This is a nice binder, but not quite up to five star standards. As a petite lady, I did not anticipate any problems fitting inside this binder. In fact, I expected to be able to share it with at least one or two of my friends. The binder is much too small to contain women, and in fact does not even fit one woman very adequately.


I honestly feel a little embarrassed that I bought this binder thinking that it would come with women. When it arrived, I soon discovered that it does NOT come with women... apparently, they are sold separately. I guess I should have read the product description a little more thoroughly. If you are looking for binders full of women, DO NOT buy this!!


I’m not sure why so many people are complaining that these binders are not good enough for women, they must not be using it with the right kind of women. These binders are generally designed to be filled with married women who have young children that MUST be excused to go home early to cook dinner. If you want these binders to be filled with other types of women, then they may just not work. I think this is the problem some of these reviewers are having. Apparently they did not see the infomercial where the salesman CLEARLY states the type of women that these binders must be filled with. I suggest these people next time know the product they are reviewing, and know its clearly stated limitations before giving it a bad review.


As a Human Resources professional, I can give this binder a big thumbs up. It helped us meet our quota of women in no time flat! She starts on Monday.

I only wish Avery also made binders full of Puerto Ricans and male homosexuals, cause I don’t think we’ve ever hired any of those either.


Much as been spoken about these binders. In fact the most powerful man on this planet had to combat a challenger armed with one of these. If one can challenge Obama in 2012 with this, surely there must be something to it, right? Plus it was on national TV with 100’s of millions of viewers. Anyway, I took the plunge. We needed several models for a public event (think Motorcycle show) and the model agency said they were busy handling orders from a guy called Myth Romney. Realizing I was in a bind at the last minute I quickly ordered several of these hoping for some women. Prime shipping worked great and in two days I got a nice Amazon box on my doorstep. I quickly took it to the show floor and we opened up the box in excitement. Imagine my surprise when we didn’t find any women in the binders :( ... I want to know where the guys on TV get their Binders from. So just double check the supplier for the binders - some do a much better job than others.


Great binder, hard-working and a great deal! It only costs 77 cents, where other binders are $1! What a bargain!


Here at Romney HQ in Boston the clamor for binders is getting real deafening, so I ordered a four-pack of “Filexec 3 ring binders” in the forlorn hope that they would fit the bill. Outwardly these would make the ideal binder in which to keep women - brightly colored, sassy and individual with a modern feel! Sadly however they’re still to small. Even with the littlest of America’s most talented females, I found that legs, arms and heads still protruded. Admittedly these are Letter size, so I’ve doubled-down with an order of DIN A4 in case those extra millimeters help any. Stay tuned for the results...


As a woman, I’m always on the look out for a suitable and comfortable binder to ride in - I especially liked the hot pink one! I purchased these because I wanted my captivity to be colorful and flexible. Unfortunately, while I could fit in well enough, putting my friend alongside me didn’t work out very well. I need a binder for multiple women - not just one binder for one woman. These binders don’t cut it. Next time, Filexec, maybe think about being able to fit more than one women into your binders. Also, I could go for some flowers and glitter. You know what they say - nobody puts baby in a binder. Unless that binder is located in the kitchen.


If it came with as many women as suggested I’d have given more stars.

Disappointing. My dad says that back in the 50’s binders came with more women.


24 posted on 10/18/2012 1:44:23 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: rarestia

When clinton sexually harassed Monica Lewinsky in the OVAL OFFICE of the WHITE HOUSE while we were paying his salary there were no reviews for kneepads!

clinton committed the offense of sexual harassment. He was a man in power. He took advantage of the work relationship to get sexual favors. He was in power. She was the subordinate.

clinton got away with the sexual harassment because he promised to keep abortion available on request.

If a man in any business says the slightest thing about women, or is accused of saying it, he is automatically guilty of harassment and is FIRED!

clinton actually DID something. It wasn’t about any words of his.

The leftists are out of their minds. Is this the best they can do? They tried the dog on the roof thing, and nobody cared. They tried the 47% thing and only a few were swayed.

Why haven’t they “found” someone who will “suddenly remember” something Romney did in third grade that shows everyone that he is nothing but a racist and hates women. They always manage to find some low-self-esteem person who will lie for a few bucks.


25 posted on 10/18/2012 1:47:53 PM PDT by I want the USA back
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To: Lucky9teen

I can hardly wait for tomorrow’s Silliness thread.

:^)


26 posted on 10/18/2012 1:58:00 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: I want the USA back

Clinton was impeached and disbarred. I never hear the media mention it, not on Fox news, nor FR for that matter. Would that be the case if Clinton was a Republican?


27 posted on 10/18/2012 1:59:23 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: Salamander

Hey Sal, have you been pre-punched for mounting in those binders? :o)

This business of binding women sounds intriguing.


28 posted on 10/18/2012 6:28:52 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: editor-surveyor

Nah.

I’m such a runt that I can just sorta dangle in there by the rings.

[binders are *much* better than clipboards, lemme tell ya]

;D


29 posted on 10/18/2012 6:55:46 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.)
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