| You Should Be a Vampire for Halloween |
 Your runner up costume: Geisha |
Posted on 10/26/2012 6:04:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”
The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”
The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”
| You Should Be a Vampire for Halloween |
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Your runner up costume: Geisha |
Not sure how far I should get into this thread today....had my gallbladder yanked day before yestiddy, and do NOT want to get the giggles...
What’s the difference between a politician and a vampire?
One’s a bloodsucking fiend that will take all the life from you and leave you for dead, the other one’s a myth.
Mexican word of the day: Wheelchair. “Me and Juan only had 1 taco but that’s ok, wheelchair.
FUNNY!!!
WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF TOP 50!!!!!!!
I took the costume quiz, but the questions about dresses and makeup concerned me, as I don’t go in for that sort of thing (I’m a guy).
I think I’ll just don my normal costume, which is a slightly geeky middle-aged guy who’s into cycling. For some reason, I seem to have all the components of the costume readily available at home!
"Wait a second, that's not coffee in your cup!"
LOL!!!!
A vampire, a werewolf, and an honest politician walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Wait a minute. This can’t be real. There’s no such thing as an honest politician.”
From the roots:
poly - meaning many
ticks - meaning small, bloodsucking parasites
I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE SILLINESS!!
WaaaHoooo! First 26
DO NOT WANT!!!!
Ewwwww, you just ruined Pinky Pie for this Pegasister!
A few years ago, I went to a Halloweeen costume party, buck nekkid except for an Idaho potato tied on a string, around my waist.
I went as a dick-tater
[ticks - meaning small, bloodsucking parasites]
Ergo, DemocraTICS.
So we are not to make any bile comments about your condition, huh?
I promise you will be sharing this with all your friends.
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