*BANG*
MOOO!!!
Posted on 10/27/2012 5:12:01 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) — A Gaza health official says a panicking cow killed a Palestinian man who was trying slaughter the beast during the Muslim celebration of Eid al-Adha (Feast of the Sacrifice).
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The cow was having a cow!
Give that cow a medal.
An animal figures out it’s in danger, reacts and kills someone and the AP thinks “crazed” is the correct word to use?
The media gets dumber every day.
Sounds like a clear case of self-defense...but maybe there will be some Palestinian counterpart to Al Sharpton who will accuse the cow of “profiling” the Arab. Saw the kaffiyeh and profiled him.
Too bad it wasn’t a herd of buffalo trampling the whole damned strip
That would make a great Chik-Fil-A commercial lol
Classic “fight or flight” reaction. Cow fought and won for a time. Wusses outnumbered it and killed it. I wonder how many would have tried it one on one?
*BANG*
MOOO!!!
Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eaten at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru Cows are one He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal Cow Tse Tongue He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone, in the herd. Cow doldrums He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the stakes were so high Bad cow pun But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate Cows are bummed He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi Cows with guns They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye Cow well hung Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor Run cows run! He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/dana_lyons/cows_with_guns.html ] We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die... Cows with guns They crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed Cows have fun Sixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in cow pies, covered up deep Much cow dumg Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonald's, have it your way We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the buffalo, or die Cows with guns The President said "Enough is Enough! These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough" Cow dung flung The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef Cows on buns The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, They chewed their last hay Cows out-gunned The order was given, turn cows to Whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar, of chickens, in choppers! We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the buffalo, or die Cows with guns
Agreed.
Just think of it this way, when that Cow stood before its Maker, He was most pleased with her.
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