(Take My Wives, Please) 1,000-Year-Old Muslim Joke Book Found

Discovery News ^ | November 27, 2012 | Jennifer Viegas

[cripplecreek]

The punch line that sticks with me is “Because the camels get too tired”.

[Future Snake Eater]

...best I could do on short notice.

[Popman]

All joking aside...it's interesting how Islam has regressed is the last 1,000 years...in certain sub-sects

The Taliban decapitated 17 people for having a party, a few weeks ago...

They committed the sin of dancing and mixing sexes together..

In a display of the mercy of allah (Piss be upon his name) they shot some first before whacking their heads off...

[SunkenCiv]

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[Squawk 8888]

Over to you...

[SunkenCiv]

:’) thanks!

[Slings and Arrows]

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"DIE INFIDEL!*BOOM*

[a fool in paradise]

How do you keep a lowly kufir from smelling?

Cut off his nose!

[Jack Hammer]

Yeah, ignorant homicidal morons who have a compulsion to get in one’s face and rant about insignificant bullsh*t, or simply spring out of hiding in some dark place and kill old ladies, children, and the handicapped before cringing and running away... they’re a lotta laughs.

The ONLY thing these assh*les do really well is blow themselves up, preferably when there’s nobody around.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

“Slow down! You’ll kill yourself!” “If it is time to die,” Bunan replied, “I want to go well fed and well watered, not parched and hungry.”

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I like the way he thinks!

While stationed in Europe, I unintentionally crashed a lot of parties. Nobody seemed to mind.

[GeronL]

A party-crasher took up with a man while traveling. One day the man said to him, "“Go and buy some meat for us." "No, by God, I don't have the means," said the party-crasher. So the man went and bought the meat. Then he said, "Get up and cook it." "I'm no good at cooking," said the party-crasher. So the man cooked the meat. Then he said, "Get up and sop the bread," and the party-crasher replied, "By God, I feel exhausted." So the man sopped the bread. Then he said, "Get up and ladle the stew." "I'm afraid I'll spill it on my robe," said the party-crasher, so the man ladled the stew. "Get up and eat," he said. "By God," said the party-crasher, "I've been feeling bad for refusing you so many times," and he came forward and ate.

Partycrasher is an Obama voter