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$10,000 Worth Of Right-Footed Shoes Stolen On Valencia Street
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| December 6, 2012
Posted on 12/08/2012 10:42:57 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
The thief got off on the wrong foot.
He found out later he was a foot short.
Who’s going to foot the bill?
If he stole all these right shoes, what’s left?
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posted on
12/08/2012 10:45:18 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: nickcarraway
"Because the shoes are all for the right foot and thus have no street value,..."
Obviously they have overlooked the huge black market in amputee footwear.
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posted on
12/08/2012 10:49:14 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
For people with big feet.
To: shibumi
A large one legged woman was seen hopping away.
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posted on
12/08/2012 10:54:24 AM PST
by
dblshot
(I am John Galt.)
To: dblshot
You don’t have to be a large woman to have large feet.
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:09:32 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(More than you ever wanted to know, right?)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:09:57 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: shibumi
This thread is over - I declare the winner is you! lol
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:14:06 AM PST
by
Frapster
(There you go again...)
To: nickcarraway
Thats alot of money.
Every Flatfoot & gumshoe in town ought to be out pounding the pavement.
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:15:09 AM PST
by
skeeter
To: nickcarraway
"..police searching for a centipede walking in circles"
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:22:18 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: nickcarraway
it amazes me how STUPID most criminals are
How they will spend more time and effort to steal something when they would make more money if they worked for that same amount of time anmd effort
and i think someone who steals should be charged for the FULL REPLACEMENT value- i have seen idiot morons steal $100 worth of copper pipes, but do $10,000 worth of damage to tear it out.
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:25:01 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
To: nickcarraway
Suspect:
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:30:38 AM PST
by
Gil4
(Progressives - Trying to repeal the Law of Supply and Demand since 1848)
To: Gil4
“A small business that sells plus-size women’s shoes “
OK, so I only read the headline. I guess Long John Silver put on some weight and developed a think for heels.
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:33:53 AM PST
by
Gil4
(Progressives - Trying to repeal the Law of Supply and Demand since 1848)
To: shibumi
Oh you’ve got me laughing...along with the other posts.
Especially needed these days... :-)))
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:38:30 AM PST
by
Aria
( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - both were a coup d'etat.)
To: nickcarraway
Could the culprit be a one legged transvestite?
Just wondering.
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:38:54 AM PST
by
BatGuano
(You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do ya?)
To: shibumi
Police are searching for a woman named Ilene.
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:43:15 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: shibumi
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posted on
12/08/2012 11:58:27 AM PST
by
oldteen
To: Liberty Valance
LOL, LV...did you read the comments at that site? Those are just hilarious!
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posted on
12/08/2012 12:00:28 PM PST
by
oldteen
To: Joe 6-pack
She lives in my town! Ilean isn’t her real name but that’s what they all call her. A real nasty attitude and lawsuit happy witch!
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posted on
12/08/2012 12:03:05 PM PST
by
oldteen
To: nickcarraway
Do they specialize in men who wear dresses?
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posted on
12/08/2012 12:06:41 PM PST
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PAR35
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