Never Wake A Sleeping Ninja Cow

http://uvideo100.com/cow.html ^

[navysealdad]

Cow just gave birth to a calf and wasn't too thrilled about having her nap interrupted.

[Safrguns]

OUCH!

ok... here's one:

How to piss off a frog

[Jonty30]

Or, at least do it where you aren’t going to get a kick in the teeth, like the other side of her.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Now THAT is funny!!

[RedMonqey]

The Ninja Cow wasn't “sleeping”
and the idiot shouldn't approach any cow like that not just Cow gave that birth to a calf.

[Clay Moore]

I was loading some ~400 lb calves one day and one of them side kicked me as it was running past me. I made an attempt to block it and use the force to move me before it made contact.

In all of the karate sparring I have done, I have never been hit that hard.

I had a mighty nice bruise for a week or so.

As to the person in the video, you NEVER first approach an animal from that direction. Maybe she learned that lesson.

[never4get]

really funny

[ottbmare]

The stupid is strong with this one. She's lucky she's alive. She could have had her skull fractured. You never approach a prey animal that way.

[Polynikes]

When I was in elementary school one our class mates tangled with a cow during milking on his grandfathers farm. He walked around the rear of the cow as it was being milked. Hew ended up eating a hoof. He was out of school for weeks and when he returned he had a large horseshoe shaped scar and bruise on his face for months. He was lucky, the cow only delivered a glancing blow but still managed to break teeth and some facial bones.