Party Like There's No Day-After-Tomorrow!

Ancient Yucatanistas | 12/19/2012 | Self

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

For you Early Birds who simply MUST get a jump on everyone else, TODAY is your day (assuming you believe in Mayan prophecies, of course).

And why not? As you can see, the eleventh-century Mayan Seer and Prophesizer Nostradam-itzalcoatl clearly predicted in this crucial passage of his autobiography (below), that sales of semi-automatic pistols would skyrocket in the last few days. (You do speak Mayanoglyph, don't you?)

What more proof do you need than that?

Note too his words regarding money being thrown down from high places, obviously a Fiscal Cliff reference.

[cripplecreek]

[DManA]

Are you people blind? Every day the sun comes up later and stays up less. If this keeps up it will be DARK ALL THE TIME.

We have to DO something. I’m thinking something to do with a virgin.

[American Constitutionalist]

Does this mean I won't have to pay my electric bill for next month ?

[Alaska Wolf]

If this keeps up it will be DARK ALL THE TIME.

Happens here in Alaska every year around this time.

[DManA]

What do you do with your virgins to solve the problem?

[Sparky21555]

Personally, I took the day off. This friday I’ll be sitting on my sofa with a six pack on ice, and watch the show begin.

It’s supposed to occur at sunrise, so I’ll have a front row seat for gotendamerung.

If nothing happens I’ll just have a day off.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Dang! I forgot to include Waldo in there somewhere.

[Sparky21555]

Howdy CC! Are you kicking back for the show?

[cripplecreek]

No more than usual but I suppose I’ll document the apocalypse in pictures.

Its also my FR birthday. I’m a FReeper of the epoxy clips.

[Sparky21555]

Post them here so we can all see them....um wait. It might be hard to post armegeddon once it’s over.

[Sparky21555]

Oops! Happy Birthday FRiend.

[kosciusko51]

From The Jawa Report:

[EEGator]

I was thinking of a female with low self esteem.

[IYAS9YAS]

Every day the sun comes up later and stays up less. If this keeps up it will be DARK ALL THE TIME.

Sorry, I forgot I left that switch on. I reset it. The sun will start staying out longer beginning the 22nd (takes a while to get the thing reversed once I throw the switch).

[SVTCobra03]

The world ends precisely at 5:11 a.m. CST, 12/21/12. Looks like I will probably sleep right thru it.

[zerosix]

Let them finish second grade!

[HerrBlucher]

Never Mayand.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Ha! “Conserving our natural racehorses” ... “Violins on television” .... what were some others from her?

[hummingbird]

"Nostradam-itzalcoatl "

Ha, Ha, Ha!