Posted on 12/19/2012 6:34:35 PM PST by BenLurkin
A woman riding the Chicago Transit Authority's Blue Line in Oak Park told police she was last week attacked by another passenger wielding a sock filled with human feces.
"He had a sock full of his poop on me," the 21-year-old college student told the Pioneer Press. "It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes."
The victim, requesting anonymity, said she screamed and tried to follow her attacker, but he escaped up the Austin Boulevard exit and ran northbound on Austin.
The college student, who came to Oak Park six weeks ago to live with a family and provide in-home child care, said she was riding an east-bound train from Oak Park to Chicago when she was attacked.
"The guy got on with me at [the] Oak Park [station]," she said. "I wasn’t really paying attention. ... "Next stop [at Austin], he throws something in my face."
(Excerpt) Read more at nbcchicago.com ...
Good luck banning that weapon.
We’re all carrying concealed.
W.C. Fields’ solution to World War II: Bring Hitler, Mussolini, Hirohito, Stalin, Churchill, and FDR into the Rose Bowl, and let them fight it out with stockings full of horse dung.
But most importantly, was there a fan involved and was it hit?
Crape Diem.
Must have been mistaken for a politician?
I’ve seen such a thing before. At the Monkey House.
The angle of this story sounds as if the sock had been filled with dog feces, everythang woulda been copacetic!
They have a whole new set of flat footed victims out of the globalist warming scam. LOL
As to the criminal...who is it that plays around with human feces... Hint - they want to socially engineer all of society and the globe around human feces fun...
Normal people want to flush the toilet asap.
When loaded sock puppets are banned, only criminals will have socks filled with crap.
Whoe is us!
Props to the perp’s prowess to perfectly poop into a sock.
He's full of crap.
Perhaps some other perp lent a hand.
The TSA will add this to things to search for while at the airport. Assume the position...
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