Perfect! The truth comes out.
Posted on 12/23/2012 9:57:15 AM PST by nickcarraway
If the wireless Internet connection during your holiday flight seems more reliable than it used to, you could have the humble potato to thank.
While major airlines offer in-flight Wi-Fi on many flights, the signal strength can be spotty. Airlines and aircraft makers have been striving to improve this with the growing use of wireless devices and the number of people who don't want to be disconnected, even 35,000 feet up.
Engineers at Chicago-based Boeing Co. used sacks of potatoes as stand-ins for passengers as they worked to eliminate weak spots in in-flight wireless signals. They needed full planes to get accurate results during signal testing, but they couldn't ask people to sit motionless for days while data was gathered.
“That’s where potatoes come into the picture,” Boeing spokesman Adam Tischler said.
It turns out that potatoes – because of their water content and chemistry – absorb and reflect radio wave signals much the same way as the human body does, making them suitable substitutes for airline passengers.
“It’s a testament to the ingenuity of these engineers. They didn’t go in with potatoes as the plan,” Tischler said.
Recapping the serendipitous path that led to better onboard wireless, Tischler said a member of the research team stumbled across an article in the Journal of Food Science describing research in which 15 vegetables and fruits were evaluated for their dielectric properties, or the way they transmit electric force without conduction.
Its conclusions led the Boeing researchers to wonder if potatoes might serve just as well as humans during their own signal testing. Despite some skepticism, they ended up buying 20,000 pounds of them.
Video and photos of the work, which started in 2006, show a decommissioned airplane loaded with row upon row of potato sacks that look like large, lumpy passengers. The sacks sit eerily still in the seats as the engineers collect data on the strength of wireless signals in various spots.
The Boeing engineers added some complicated statistical analysis and the result was a proprietary system for fine tuning Internet signals so they would be strong and reliable wherever a laptop was used on a plane.
Boeing says the system also ensures Wi-Fi signals won't interfere with the plane's sensitive navigation and communications equipment.
“From a safety standpoint, you want to know what the peak signals are, what’s the strongest signal one of our communications and navigation systems might see from a laptop or 150 laptops or 350 laptops,” Boeing engineer Dennis Lewis explains in a video.
In a nod to the humor in using a tuber to solve a high-tech problem, researchers dubbed the project Synthetic Personnel Using Dialectic Substitution, or SPUDS.
The company says better Wi-Fi signals can be found already on three Boeing aircraft models flown by major airlines: 777, 747-8 and the 787 Dreamliner.
But then, wouldn’t they just explode, unless a number of fork-punctures were put in them first?
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After using the ‘baking potatoes’, sealed in plastic with instruction to NOT poke holes, I have been baking potatoes just by rinsing off and wrapping in paper towel and nuke for about 8 - 10 minutes.
Actually found out by mistake when I neglected to puncture potatoes and they didn’t explode.
Maybe the outside water helps?
>> “In flight internet is really expensive.” <<
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When we flew on LAN-Peru last month, they were not charging anything.
Large, lumpy passengers: Couch Potatoes.
Perfect! The truth comes out.
On a recent flight to Atlanta on Alaska Air, them’s the prices. I mean can you go four hours without having to check your email? The airports have free WiFi.
Do they mean, like, using Hegel's theory instead of Marx's?
Back in the early 80’s, our outfit introduced our first low-power CMOS microcomputer.
Somebody got the idea of powering it with lemons. They stuck a copper electrode and a zinc electrode into a lemon, and then put two or three of these in series, giving enough voltage and current to run the micro and an LCD displaying the time of day.
They showed it off at a couple of electronics conferences, and then our marketer brought it back to the office in a plastic box and stuffed it under his desk.
A month or two later when he dredged up the box, the lemons were all moldy and LCD was blank. But he squeezed the lemons, and lo! it sprang back to life, and had actually been keeping time the whole while.
Then there’s the hamster-powered clock whose software I wrote, but that’s another tale.
Sitting inside an aluminum tube with wi-fi is like sitting inside a microwave oven. There is iron in every cell of the human body, and iron is how blood carries oxygen, which is what gives blood its metallic taste. Iron is also the key element in a radio antenna. It doesn't seem likely second-hand wi-fi has absolutely no ill effects.
What about earth’s magnetic field? Magnets pointing north works in a lot of different kinds of environments.
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