To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
How many rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the bulb, 4 to drink until the room is spinning.
61 posted on
01/04/2013 8:12:04 AM PST by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
Why do bagpipers walk while they play?
It’s harder to hit a moving target.
64 posted on
01/04/2013 8:28:24 AM PST by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)
To: ArGee
Q: How many people with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oh, look, paper clips!!!
65 posted on
01/04/2013 8:31:48 AM PST by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
How many rockers does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to hold the bulb, 4 to drink until the room is spinning. Substitute "Kennedys" for "rockers" and that joke still works.
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