A lead singer, a bass player, and a keyboard player walk into a pub. The bartender says, “What can I get you, Sir Paul?”
I think that “group” also included a guitarist, a drummer, and a composer. :)
how do you know a drummer is at your door?
then knocks get louder and faster.
how do clarinetists legally park in handicap spots?
they leave their case on the dashboard.
what does a tuba player say when he gets to his gig?
“do you want fries with that?”
how do you get a guitarist to play quieter?
give him music.
a young idiot wanted to join a band, but after trying many instruments, the band decided he was too stupid to play an actual instrument, so they gave him a pair of sticks and he became a drummer...
then he lost one and became a conducter.
so a music student opened a restaurant a while back and had a themed menu:
BBQ pulled Porkofiev . Marriage of Figarolls . Steakhausen . Elgarlic bread .
Ligeti and meatballs . Chicken Khatchaturian . James Levine ripened tomatoes .
Baby Bax ribs . Dvorak of lamb . Ives cream . Humperdinkel bread .
Veal-Lobos . Beeth-oven roasted chicken . Taco-mitsu . Esa-Pekka salami .
Chopin fried steak . Mousse-orgsky . Stravinsky lime pie .
Chicken Marsalis . Regertoni. Strawberio . Carmina banana .
Mozartichoke hearts . Creme Boulez. Dello jello .
Beverages : Jaegermeistersinger . Midori on the rocks . Prokoffee-ev.
i don’t know if i can Handel all the jokes. i must be Frank,it’s Strauss-ing me out and i’m getting a bit Lizst-less. it’s making Menotti. so Bach off, and Holst Orff on the jokes!
that’s it.. i’m done. i need some dessert. .some rainbow Shubert sounds good.
An illegal alien, a socialist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says “What can I get you, Mr President?”