Hillary Clinton diagnosed with brain cancer [from National Enquirer]

YourJewishNews.com ^ | December 27, 2012 | Shifra Unger

[BreakingWorldNewsToday]

After the fall and concussion of Hillary Clinton, rumors are circulating that she was diagnosed with brain cancer, according to press reports.

Government officials however, have vehemently denied claims that Hillary Clinton is undergoing exhaustive testing for brain cancer.

The National Enquirer reported that the secretary of state is suffering from the debilitating disease which was behind the recent collapse of Clinton and that she is facing a battery of medical tests to confirm the diagnosis.

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[grobdriver]

Ah yes - a rare form of the cancer that targets memory cells and leaves the brain otherwise intact.
Total amnesia ensues. Old memories are gone, but new memories can be made.
Yep - that's the ticket.

[PGR88]

Its an unfortunate commentary on the state of the US MSM, when real news about Democrat bigwigs like Gary Hart, John Edwards, Al Gore and now Hillary Clinton must come through the National Enquirer.

[Servant of the Cross]

National Enquirer Breaks John Edwards Love Child Story

[RIghtwardHo]

I am rapidly tiring of conspiracy theories masquerading as news or even reasonable thought.

[muir_redwoods]

Brain cancer? She runs about the same risk of prostate cancer.

[skeeter]

Hillary expired from massive ethical hemorrhaging years ago.

[GraceG]

Put some ice on it...

[RetiredArmy]

It is Bill that has the brain cell problem. He could not even remember having sex with Mon-nee-ka.

[albie]

Oh my! Are you saying she has prostate cancer too?

[Gaffer]

Brought to you by the people who, IIRC, brought us the FIRST news that Edwards was porking some bimbo on the side during his presidential run....further, IIRC, the mainstream media sat on this just like JFK’s philandering and FDR’s polio debilitation

[McGruff]

YourFistPost?

[SMARTY]

She needs to get rid of that enormous hemorrhoid she has?

;)

[svcw]

If this is true, I would not wish this cancer on anyone.
Personally, the plane crash idea seems more plausible.

[Kennard]

Brain cancer incidence for white women is 5.9 per 100,000 per year.

[deport]

YourFistPost?

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And “it” made it a quality one..... lol.

[DainBramage]

I see it more as

"Cancer cells diagnosed with Hillary....begs for radiation!"

[WilliamofCarmichael]

Dizzy Dean got beaned and knocked unconscious by taking a throw to his head to break up a second-to-first double play.. (1934 World Series I think). Anxious St. Louis fans worried through the night. The next day.. good news!

"X-RAY OF DEAN'S HEAD REVEALS NOTHING" - Newspaper Headline

We'll all be happy to learn that the same is true of our Sec. of State.

[COBOL2Java]

If this is true, I would not wish this cancer on anyone.

I agree. When I was a young man I was a special ed assistant and worked with a child with a cancerous brain tumor. It was a heart-wrenching experience. I helped him to the end, and went to his funeral; he was 13.

[treetopsandroofs]

This thread should be pulled, because the one talking about her “accident” was, too.

Right?

[Doc91678]

She certainly doesn't appear to have brain cancer. Then again, I saw my wife waste away to barely a skeleton with 14 lesions in her brain.

[PhilDragoo]

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[WellyP]

I can’t wish that on anyone, even Hill!

[svcw]

When my daughter was in pre-school, her best friend developed brain cancer. This special little thing was only four years old. There was nothing anyone could do.
We would visit frequently, and I remember my daughter just holding her hand and singing the songs they had learned in pre-school, sometimes this little angel would sing along.
Then one day I received a call, the call.
I told my daughter we couldn’t go play today and she sat in the middle of the floor and said “my best friend died, right mommy”.
This type of cancer is hideous, not a joking matter.
(All cancers suck, this one destroys the person before it kills them.)
Thank you for helping these kids in need.

[camle]

well.. there goes the white house....now we need to watch out for chelsea

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Brain cancer.
Plastic surgery.

It’s all the same to the Enquirer.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

My mom died of a glio blastoma multiforme. It was a vicious, aggressive inoperable cancer. It was diagnosed AFTER she fell and got scalded by a Mr. Coffee that she knocked over (she fell due to having a seizure). My first thoughts when I heard the Hillary “dehydration” story was “why would they make up this story” (when they could come up with more plausible excuses for not testifying). I couldn’t help but wonder if there was “more” to the fall she took?

Not a Clinton fan, but I sincerely pray she doesn’t not have brain cancer. It is a hideous disease.

[Revolting cat!]

THIS JUST IN:

America diagnosed with the Clinton cancer!

[Georgia Girl 2]

Yeh, its a classic case of purposeful forgetting. LOL!!

[Kennard]

These theatrics will be followed by a miraculous Benghazi-free recovery.

... or, perhaps it is all tragically true.

That's what happens when you have lead a life of deception. Few trust you.

[Admin Moderator]

The Hillary ‘accident’ story is sourced from EU Times, an unreliable and neo-nazi site that is not welcome on FR.

[concerned about politics]

That's what happens when you have lead a life of deception. Few trust you.

Yep. She's cried wolf so many times before.

[Lancey Howard]

Maybe she has the kind of brain cancer that killed Bob Marley.

[NEMDF]

Did you notice this was from 12/27?

[Lancey Howard]

[Lancey Howard]

Its an unfortunate commentary on the state of the US MSM, when real news about Democrat bigwigs like Gary Hart, John Edwards, Al Gore and now Hillary Clinton must come through the National Enquirer.

I trust the Daily Mail (UK), Pravda.ru, and the National Enquirer far more than I trust the New York Times, Dan Rather, or any of the Democrat "mainstream" newsrooms. No joke.

[Servant of the Cross]

[Bon mots]

I still think it's alcohol.

[Chickensoup]

Jackie Kennedy died of a brain cancer.

[treetopsandroofs]

OK, thanks for the explanation.

[longfellow]

brain cancer my ass, she caught syphilis from that rapist, disease ridden, herpie giving, crooked penis fake hubby of hers.

[SgtHooper]

I will not believe one scintilla of this charade until she assumes room temperature. Then, maybe!

[Nik Naym]

I am so tired of these rumors I just had to call Bill Clinton himself and get the real story.

I asked him “How is Hillary’s head? To which he replied:

“OK, but not as good as Monica’s”.

[nevergore]

Very sad if true...although she is not politically aligned with me I wish her the best if it is true...

[Eva]

I don’t know if it’s a brain tumor, but she isn’t well. Someone posted the video of a fall that she had just prior to this last one, as she was getting on an airplane in Iraq ( I think). Anyway, she looked like she was having trouble getting up the steps to the plane, then as she got to the top, she just fell. She wasn’t carrying anything, like a suitcase, so there was no reason for her to be having trouble getting up the stairs, but she was. There are just lots of conditions that could cause these symptoms.

[Does so]

We seem to be buying her story...

[Revolting cat!]

Genetic sources. Similar health issues affected Hilda’s mom Eva Braun.

[MoochPooch]

It was a heart-wrenching experience.

My sister died of it. Deterioration was painful.

[svcw]

I am so sorry for your loss.
My experience was just a little friend, I am unable to imagine my sister. My heart breaks for you.

[riri]

Something's been up with her for some time now.

Who knows? I don't know if I'd take a job with this crew and expect a long and fruitful life post position. But, that's just me.