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Veep Suggests Platinum Solution to Gun Control
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/rightwing227.html ^

Posted on 01/11/2013 4:15:14 PM PST by navysealdad

In what he called a “stroke of genius,” Vice-President Joe Biden suggested that President Obama could bypass both Congress and the Constitution by using an Executive Order to solve the gun violence crisis.

“It was when I heard people talking about minting trillion dollar platinum coins to solve the debt ceiling thing that I got the idea of using platinum to get around 2nd Amendment objections to gun control,” Biden boasted. “If the President were to simply require that platinum be the only metal permitted in bullets we could effectively eliminate privately held guns without actually banning them.”

The Vice-President argued that “as Commander-in-Chief, the President has the Constitutional authority to

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To: navysealdad

When the WhiteyHut made Biteme the leader of the “kill the 2nd Amendment” deal, I knew it was a joke, even if its serious as a heart attack to our liberty. Nobama really likes to jerk America’s chain, while he and his buddies are picking our collective pockets.


21 posted on 01/11/2013 5:45:07 PM PST by X-spurt (Republic of Texas, Come and Take It!)
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To: Proud2BeRight

BINGO
We have a winner!


22 posted on 01/11/2013 5:47:47 PM PST by X-spurt (Republic of Texas, Come and Take It!)
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To: navysealdad

That would leave your victim worth more dead than he was alive.


23 posted on 01/11/2013 6:23:16 PM PST by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll eventually get what you deserve)
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To: Proud2BeRight

You are on the right track.


24 posted on 01/11/2013 6:24:38 PM PST by Venturer
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To: navysealdad

Slow Joe, the debt problem is yours because you refused to address the asshats that hit our inherent interest. If you wish for folks to use ammunition that they cannot afford, they will buy cheaper ammo. Stay Safe.


25 posted on 01/11/2013 6:36:00 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: navysealdad

“There ain’t no cure for stupid” Ron White.


26 posted on 01/11/2013 7:39:50 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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